The Hang Out: /jerk

[Corey]

Ok so there was this strange little plastic bubble in my juice.
Should I take another glass of juice? Y/N

Y

[polobunny]

Ok I said plastic bubble but I suspect it's some kind of insect egg.
Still Y?

[Elmdor]

I'm sick as a dog. Fucking allergies are tearing me a new one, then moving its shit in and inviting its friends over to party until 5am.

How are you?

Aww, fuck. Allergies? Uh, that.. flowershit.. and stuff? =/

Pretty good. I finally got my PC back from my brother. Oh, and I fucked up with a gurl again. Teenage drama.

[Cyberxion]

Ok I said plastic bubble but I suspect it's some kind of insect egg.
Still Y?

That's even better. It's an anti-Government spying device insect egg. They move into your brain to better help block the Government out. You lose fine motor control in the bargain, but it's a small price to pay to keep them from using your brain-waves to control a legion of robo-hobos.

[Cyberxion]

Aww, fuck. Allergies? Uh, that.. flowershit.. and stuff? =/

Yup. I'll probably feel like shit for the next few months or so. Oh well.

Pretty good. I finally got my PC back from my brother. Oh, and I fucked up with a gurl again. Teenage drama.

Why did your brother have your PC?

Hey, at least you get to the point where you can fuck up with a girl. It would be a leap for me to even talk to one without locking up completely, much less get to the point where I fuck the relationship up. Which I would, because that's pretty-much the way in which I make revolutions.

[Cyberxion]

I done killed the forums. Oh well. I'm outta here for the time being. Later gents.

[Elmdor]

Yup. I'll probably feel like shit for the next few months or so. Oh well.

Why did your brother have your PC?

Well, that sucks.

My 26-year old brother came home from Ireland about a month ago, so he's temporarily living with us again, and the bastard steals my PC everytime I take his PS2. =/

Hey, at least you get to the point where you can fuck up with a girl. It would be a leap for me to even talk to one without locking up completely, much less get to the point where I fuck the relationship up. Which I would, because that's pretty-much the way in which I make revolutions.

Heh, but fucking up is getting kinda old, which is somewhat weird because I can be both tactful and caring at times, I'm usually just too much of an idiot to give a crap.

It's no biggie though, I'm sure we'll both find someone that can put up with our fuckupedness some day. And then we'll get some kids and be awful parents, just for the hell of it. And if not we should totally marry. Yeah, that's the perfect solution.

[The Joker]

what war did dimo msn me about?

[Corey]

Ok I said plastic bubble but I suspect it's some kind of insect egg.
Still Y?

Y

[Elmdor]

what war did dimo msn me about?

Vietnam.

[polobunny]

Sorry, my brain froze for a while.

[Jase]

Ok so there was this strange little plastic bubble in my juice.
Should I take another glass of juice? Y/N

Go deep with the bubble, you know what i mean.

[Jase]

what war did dimo msn me about?

The War on weight lose, Jenny craig is fronting it.

[Cyberxion]

Go deep with the bubble, you know what i mean.

But that's where she poops from.

[Jase]

You dont talk to many girls do you?