The Hang Out: /jerk

[Strongbad]

Yeah yeah yeah, my internet sucks. If I had decent broadband I would just play Halo 2 most of the time. That is until I got tired of all of the extreme douche bags that make up the online gaming community.

[Raype]

Yeah yeah yeah, my internet sucks. If I had decent broadband I would just play Halo 2 most of the time. That is until I got tired of all of the extreme douche bags that make up the online gaming community.

Oh come on, they aren't all

*X-Ray has entered the game*

Noobastic: wtf? He kill me in one shot?

Falloutboyz: Ghey sniper

Noobtard: kick teh hacker

teh leet: /kick X-Ray

Master Chef: Come on, he's hackign

X-Ray: You all suck. Honestly people, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

*X-Ray has left the game.*

Noobonastick: What a fag.

Okay, maybe they are all douche bags.

[Fer!]

That's why sometimes I prefer offline multiplayer.

You can always beat the crap out of the other player...

[Strongbad]

Ok, story time. I went to see the lookout in the always mildly entertain Muncie Indiana. During the movie the character tells people how he flew 90 feet out of his car during a wreck. At this point all of the guys I was with turned and looked at me. All at the same time. I even managed a few high fives. My black friend even informed the crowd about how much of a pussy the character was. Fun was had by all that night. Also, the $5 nachos are not worth it. And yes, I do have a black friend. Stongbad is friendly with all races.

120 feet FTW! I only say FTW like that when I really mean it. I seriously do win.

[Jase]

RAWRRRZ! Im king of the Jungle!

King of gay sigs more like it.

[Fer!]

$5 nachos? WTF? They cost like 2, 3 bucks over here and they're like the meal of gods.

I dunno, that kinda sounds like the guy was expelled by a cannon from his car.

Still, the fact that it really happened makes it more scary.

[Raype]

That's why sometimes I prefer offline multiplayer.

You can always beat the crap out of the other player...

I prefer bots.

They come with mute buttons.

Also, they're usually more skilled than most human players.

Seriously, who the hell tries sniping with a SMG? Really now...

Ok, story time. I went to see the lookout in the always mildly entertain Muncie Indiana. During the movie the character tells people how he flew 90 feet out of his car during a wreck. At this point all of the guys I was with turned and looked at me. All at the same time. I even managed a few high fives. My black friend even informed the crowd about how much of a pussy the character was. Fun was had by all that night. Also, the $5 nachos are not worth it. And yes, I do have a black friend. Stongbad is friendly with all races.

120 feet FTW! I only say FTW like that when I really mean it. I seriously do win.

It's true, you do win. At crashing anyway. For you next trick, you should drive your car off the empire state building.

I've gotten "friendly" with all races. I think anyway. I either have, or I'm very close to it.

[Strongbad]

That's why sometimes I prefer offline multiplayer.

You can always beat the crap out of the other player...

Yeah, something similar happened here over the weekend. A few local kids came over to challenge my friend and me at Halo 2. Of course, we destroyed them. After about 2 games of absolute destruction they bitched about us using cheat codes. Maybe we exploited a few tricks here and there, but nothing that tournements don't allow. My buddy, a 3rd degree blackbelt, no seriously he really is. Also, he is a very aggressive person. Anyway, he beat the shit out of one of the kids legs. It was funny. I imagine he has some large welts.

[Strongbad]

I dunno, that kinda sounds like the guy was expelled by a cannon from his car.

The cannon that expelled me was larger. I still win. It is not often that I have something more extreme happen to me than what happens to someone in a movie.

[Raype]

Yeah, something similar happened here over the weekend. A few local kids came over to challenge my friend and me at Halo 2. Of course, we destroyed them. After about 2 games of absolute destruction they bitched about us using cheat codes. Maybe we exploited a few tricks here and there, but nothing that tournements don't allow. My buddy, a 3rd degree blackbelt, no seriously he really is. Also, he is a very aggressive person. Anyway, he beat the shit out of one of the kids legs. It was funny. I imagine he has some large welts.

He should've ripped off the kid's leg and beaten him to death with it, then made the other kid eat the corpse. Including the bones. Until he exploded.

[Fer!]

I prefer bots.

They come with mute buttons.

Also, they're usually more skilled than most human players.

Seriously, who the hell tries sniping with a SMG? Really now...

Good thing I don't like Halo...

Yeah, something similar happened here over the weekend. A few local kids came over to challenge my friend and me at Halo 2. Of course, we destroyed them. After about 2 games of absolute destruction they bitched about us using cheat codes. Maybe we exploited a few tricks here and there, but nothing that tournements don't allow. My buddy, a 3rd degree blackbelt, no seriously he really is. Also, he is a very aggressive person. Anyway, he beat the shit out of one of the kids legs. It was funny. I imagine he has some large welts.

Your friend is my hero.

Also, a N64 control is a deadly weapon.

*OMG IM UZING DA GOLDEN GUN N U BEATED ME WIT DA PP7 HAXXX!*
So yeah, use your imagination...

[Strongbad]

Also, a N64 control is a deadly weapon.

It does have the shape of a weapon. All it needs is a little sharpening.

[Raype]

Good thing I don't like Halo...

Almost all online FPS have the same fans. If you're planning to get any usage out of the 360's XBL, expect to hear people yelling crap like that into your ear.

Your friend is my hero.

Also, a N64 control is a deadly weapon.

*OMG IM UZING DA GOLDEN GUN N U BEATED ME WIT DA PP7 HAXXX!*
So yeah, use your imagination...

I always preferred "OMG UR INVISIBLE???? HAXXX!!!". Gotta love those holo-walls.

[Strongbad]

Crusher is totally spaming. Totally.

[Raype]

Crusher is totally Fat. Totally.

Don't mention spam. He'll get hungry.