The Hang Out: /jerk

[Matias]

Yeah, I wish it was me. I need to get myself some online gaming. I am more of a joystick man myself, so I would stick to xbox live.

Yeah i like to use controllers too. I dont play any pc games with my keyboard. I use the mouse a little tho. ^^

[Matias]

Yeah, the old style ones.

You enjoy large hard sticks in your hand.

Penis.

I missed that post..lol Went back to see if some else posted and it was you ironicly.

[Strongbad]

Yeah, the old style ones.

You enjoy large hard sticks in your hand.

Penis.

That reminds me of Blades of Glory.

"You look like a 15 year old girl, except not hot."

[Strongbad]

Ok this is a bit strange, but completely true. I am sitting butt naked right now. Not sure exaclty how it happend, I was changing like an hour ago. Guess I only got half way there.

[Fer!]

Maybe you're at the hospital and you didn't noticed you had a car crash again. :O!

Meh, I was at this party, all the people I know left there, so I went along, I haven't ate anything today and the burgers spot where I go every weekend was closed today.

Me is not happy.

[Strongbad]

Meh, I was at this party, all the people I know left there, so I went along, I haven't ate anything today and the burgers spot where I go every weekend was closed today.

Me is not happy.

You eat there every day? You should lose weight then.

[Stark]

Ahh this right thread

[Raype]

Maybe you're at the hospital and you didn't noticed you had a car crash again. :O!

Maybe he died in that car crash.

Maybe this is some sort of "Jacob's Ladder" esque hallucination.

Let's go upstairs strongbad.

I'm going to buttsex you.

[Strongbad]

'm going to buttsex you.

I'm a bit constipated. No seriously, I really am. I need to get some more fiber I guess.

[Raype]

I'm a bit constipated. No seriously, I really am. I need to get some more fiber I guess.

Maybe I can clear up the blockage.

With my man meat.

[Fer!]

You eat there every day? You should lose weight then.

Nah, just weekends. It's just that having some beers with nothing in your stomach is not really a good idea.

I'm only overweight by like 3 kilos (you do the math) thank you very much.

Maybe he died in that car crash.

Maybe this is some sort of "Jacob's Ladder" esque hallucination.

Let's go upstairs strongbad.

I'm going to buttsex you.

Man, I'm sure you tell everyone you buttsex that it was just a hallucination.

[Strongbad]

Maybe I can clear up the blockage.

With my man meat.

You are just gross. At least let me poop on your chest first.


How old am I? Man, I should be more serious.

[Raype]

Nah, just weekends. It's just that drinking beer with nothing in your stomach is not really a good idea.

I'm only overweight by like 3 kilos (you do the math) thank you very much.


Man, I'm sure you tell everyone you buttsex that it was just a hallucination.

3 kilos?

Take off your pants and/or shoes, suddenly you're normal weight!

Remember that dream you had where you were licking an ice cream?
Best oral you've given me yet.

[Raype]

You are just gross. At least let me poop on your chest first.


How old am I? Man, I should be more serious.

Of course.

Hey, if it's normal for me to act like this, it's probably normal for you. Wait, is it normal for me to act like this? Maybe I should go fuck someone while I think this through.

[Fer!]

3 kilos?

Take off your pants and/or shoes, suddenly you're normal weight!

Remember that dream you had where you were licking an ice cream?
Best oral you've given me yet.

Game.Set.And Match.