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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    It's Spring, and we get too much rain here.
    Your days of going through a phase,
    are finally lashing back at you.
    There's more to shut up and ignore,
    but there's even less and less to do.
    And there's nothing to say, and they're looking away
    what have you got yourself into?
    One little missapprehension got you,
    now they're lining up around the block,
    to watch you,
    screw yourself up,
    for this bitter cup, which pains you the most,
    when it's too late to say you're sorry,
    and pretend that it's a toast.

    Naomi, Naomi!

    You struggle with the reality myth,
    when you're talking on the tv screen.
    About choke chains and mary janes
    in Seventeen Magazine.
    And you're thinking of your JC Penny lingerie,
    that nobody has ever seen.
    No one understands your comments,
    or why you're so obsessed with undergarments.
    from multi-cultured pearl, to Glamour girl,
    took less than a day;
    and your Wonderbra world of Disney,
    was just a make-over away.

    Naomi, Naomi! It's just a matter of time. It's just a matter of time.

    What's that they're saying now?
    Oh wow, she looks good in tears.
    That you can't allow,
    but now,
    you haven't looked this young in years.
    You look sweet walking down the street,
    but no one's even slowing down.
    They can't decide, should they offer you a ride,
    or the head of Helen Gurley Brown.

    Naomi, Naomi.. it's just a matter of time.

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    Your days of going through a phase,
    are finally lashing back at you.
    There's more to shut up and ignore,
    but there's even less and less to do.
    And there's nothing to say, and they're looking away
    what have you got yourself into?
    One little missapprehension got you,
    now they're lining up around the block,
    to watch you,
    screw yourself up,
    for this bitter cup, which pains you the most,
    when it's too late to say you're sorry,
    and pretend that it's a toast.

    Naomi, Naomi!

    You struggle with the reality myth,
    when you're talking on the tv screen.
    About choke chains and mary janes
    in Seventeen Magazine.
    And you're thinking of your JC Penny lingerie,
    that nobody has ever seen.
    No one understands your comments,
    or why you're so obsessed with undergarments.
    from multi-cultured pearl, to Glamour girl,
    took less than a day;
    and your Wonderbra world of Disney,
    was just a make-over away.

    Naomi, Naomi! It's just a matter of time. It's just a matter of time.

    What's that they're saying now?
    Oh wow, she looks good in tears.
    That you can't allow,
    but now,
    you haven't looked this young in years.
    You look sweet walking down the street,
    but no one's even slowing down.
    They can't decide, should they offer you a ride,
    or the head of Helen Gurley Brown.

    Naomi, Naomi.. it's just a matter of time.
    Naomi is I Moan, spelled backwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Naomi is I Moan, spelled backwards.
    Paris is Sirap spelled backwards.

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    Paris is Sirap spelled backwards.
    radar is radar spell....


    shit.

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    You're clearly not a ninja.

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    You're clearly not a ninja.
    I am a maintenance man-ninja. I wield a utility knife.

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    Your ninjutsu is old, thus you shall die.



    I'm out. Later.

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    he is so paul gilbert, c'mon he's reading ywinie malmsteen.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I am a maintenance man-ninja. I wield a utility knife.
    That's a butter knife Sprung, and it's plastic..

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    ^^I'm so trying that out tonight ('case you can't tell by looking at it, it's a homebrew japanese learning app for the DS)

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post


    ^^I'm so trying that out tonight ('case you can't tell by looking at it, it's a homebrew japanese learning app for the DS)
    I thought it might be KKK Cross Building Portable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    That's a butter knife Sprung, and it's plastic..
    It's totally a ninja butterknife though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    Your ninjutsu is old, thus you shall die.



    I'm out. Later.
    Later Elm.

    In other news, Sprung just turned .01% gay. It's true. I have quotes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    Later Elm.

    In other news, Sprung just turned .01% gay. It's true. I have quotes.
    Cool. I have 99.9% of straight. I guess that beats about...um...about 100% of all you people

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