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  1. 28th-March-2007, 03:27 #931
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I once fucked a girl with her own prosthetic leg.
    I once had sex in a wheelchair.

    I win.

    FYI, those things need parking brakes or something. Nothing fun about rolling away and slamming the back of your head into a wall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I once fucked a girl ....
    I was laughing too hard by that point to read any further.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I was laughing too hard by that point to read any further.
    Who the hell are you and what did you do with sprung?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I was laughing too hard by that point to read any further.
    Just because you're the size of a toddler, doesn't mean you should have the maturity of one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I once had sex in a wheelchair.

    I win.

    FYI, those things need parking brakes or something. Nothing fun about rolling away and slamming the back of your head into a wall.
    I'm sure once I had a pr0n vid involving a nurse, a guy and a wheelchair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Who the hell are you and what did you do with sprung?
    His unique characteristics were added to our own. Resistance is futile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solar-Flair View Post
    http://www.gamespot.com/news/6168044.html

    One of the most retarded thing fanboys have done this yr.
    I signed it #8558.

    check it out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I'm sure once I had a pr0n vid involving a nurse, a guy and a wheelchair.
    Was said nurse a man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Just because you're the size of a toddler, doesn't mean you should have the maturity of one.
    Banned hacked your account, didn't he?

    BAD BANNED. Go to your room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    I signed it #8558.

    check it out
    are you serious lol




    In my sig to remeber it lol
    http://www.epforums.org/comments-and...3/index19.html



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I'm sure once I had a pr0n vid involving a nurse, a guy and a wheelchair.
    Into hospital porn too eh?

    "Okay Mister smith, time for your sponge bath. Me and jessica will be taking care of you this time"

    *porn music plays*

    "Okay Miss Jones, bend over the table and I'll examine you"

    *porn music plays*

    "Doctor, I'm here for my breast exam"

    "Sorry, the machine's down"

    "But I really need the test"

    "well I can do it manually"

    *porn music plays*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Was said nurse a man?
    Considering the amount of sleepiness on me...no, I'm sure the nurse was a girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solar-Flair View Post
    are you serious lol
    yeah read it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Banned hacked your account, didn't he?

    BAD BANNED. Go to your room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    His unique characteristics were added to our own. Resistance is futile.
    So...you ate sprung?

    Ghey ^ 10
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