The Hang Out: /jerk

[Corey]

Thats also the first time i ever heard of a dude giving a chik some games to get with her... thats fucked up.. but i cant tell on which end the dudes or the chicks...

It's a joke dude. Some kid put hot butter on a girl and burned her and bribed her not to tell with N64 games. He almost gave her some PS2 games too. I don't remember if it was a joke or not though.

[Raype]

Bullshit. You know fat people don't shower. Why do you think Mikey smells so bad? Not to mention they grow mold in their skin creases.

Lies, fat men shower.

Well it's more of a "getting hosed off in the front yard" thing, but still.

Thats also the first time i ever heard of a dude giving a chik some games to get with her... thats fucked up.. but i cant tell on which end the dudes or the chicks...

Really? Because I've been doing it for years.

Ever wonder how I got so many games?

[Ktiger41]

WTF??! This is what i get for not checking the hangout earlier... butter? wtf happened? was it kinki sex?

[Corey]

Lies, fat men shower.

Well it's more of a "getting hosed off in the front yard" thing, but still.

Tomatoe, tomato

[Corey]

WTF??! This is what i get for not checking the hangout earlier... butter? wtf happened? was it kinki sex?

It was actually a lonb time ago. and no, it was lube. He was a virgin, and like...11

[Mikey_]

I'm so fucking confused, SRSLY.

I've gotten pretty much everything installed correctly on my comp as far as drivers go (only thing with a question mark in the device manager is "network controller", and since I have no fucking idea what that is, I can't locate a driver for it), my sound drivers are fully installed, my video drivers are fully installed, my modem drivers are fully installed, yet the only sound I can get is from the fucking internal speaker. Fucking scared the hell out of me when I had the volume all the way up, restarted the computer, and (not expecting any sound at all) a popup comes up with this loud as 'beep!', I was all like 'WTF? *looks around*'...

Just PM polo.

[Corey]

Just PM polo.

Polo's the savior to all computer problems.

[Banned]

Unfortunately polo knows nothing about laptops (according to him)

[Ktiger41]

It was actually a lonb time ago. and no, it was lube. He was a virgin, and like...11

holy shit. so let me try to piece this sotry together.... either A.) he burned it wanking or B.) he tried using it for lube on this girl so he could fuck her? or am i completely missing this story that somehow has me wanting to know about it, b/c it sounds stupid and of course games are at stake.

[Corey]

Unfortunately polo knows nothing about laptops (according to him)

He's lying.

[Raype]

WTF??! This is what i get for not checking the hangout earlier... butter? wtf happened? was it kinki sex?

It went something like this

Guys, help! I burned a girls vagina.

See my sister has this friend who's about 2 years younger than me, and I was tutoring her and my parents were out of the house for a while. She was sexy and I was a virgin so I decided to stick my penis in her. But she read somewhere online that you're supposed to use lube becuz it makes it feel bettar. SO I went to the fridge and found some butter. But it was cold and thick so I microwaved it.

Then when I spread it on her pussy it burned her. Now she's in the bathroom crying and my parents will be home any minute. What I wanna know is, should I bribe her with some N64 games?

Yeah. More or less.

[Banned]

holy shit. so let me try to piece this sotry together.... either A.) he burned it wanking or B.) he tried using it for lube on this girl so he could fuck her? or am i completely missing this story that somehow has me wanting to know about it, b/c it sounds stupid and of course games are at stake.

keep going

[Raype]

It was actually a lonb time ago. and no, it was lube. He was a virgin, and like...11

I thought he said he was 15 and she was 13 or something.

[Ktiger41]

Stupid virgins. They got no sense.

[Banned]

downloading pogo island DS (E) /gone