The Hang Out: /jerk

[Mikey_]

You should've seen me before I started drinking this stuff. They used to call me snail.

Because I'd always leave a stripe of goo wherever I went.

[Jase]

Mickey, need i say more son.

[Raype]

Indeed it does. Not really. Just your balls.

Gotta fit in your mom's tight ass somehow.

[Raype]

Mickey, need i say more son.

Nice legs, but the hands need work.

[Mikey_]

Mickey, need i say more son.

She's hot. :heyhey:

Edit: I'd love to see you and Ray write a book on how to pick up hot chicks.

[Corey]

She's hot. :heyhey:

Edit: I'd love to see you and Ray write a book on how to pick up hot chicks.

Bag O' Bricks. base of the skull. 3 days time. Done. (Don't forget to use a condom.

[Jase]

Nice legs, but the hands need work.

You have never wanted to fuck a lobster lady?

[Corey]

You have never wanted to fuck a lobster lady?

He's wierd remember.

[Raype]

She's hot. :heyhey:

Edit: I'd love to see you and Ray write a book on how to pick up hot chicks.

I already give classes, what more do you want?

By "classes" I mean I occasionally toss out comments on why person X's approach sucks, then tell them how to fix it.

Then I steal the chick they were interested in and fuck her repeatedly. She gets to know person X through me, and then they get close.

Eventually, I grow tired of girl and she runs to person X.

And then I'm ready for the next student.

[Corey]

I already give classes, what more do you want?

By "classes" I mean I occasionally toss out comments on why person X's approach sucks, then tell them how to fix it.

Then I steal the chick they were interested in and fuck her repeatedly. She gets to know person X through me, and then they get close.

Eventually, I grow tired of girl and she runs to person X.

And then I'm ready for the next student.

Have we met?

[Mikey_]

I already give classes, what more do you want?

By "classes" I mean I occasionally toss out comments on why person X's approach sucks, then tell them how to fix it.

Then I steal the chick they were interested in and fuck her repeatedly. She gets to know person X through me, and then they get close.

Eventually, I grow tired of girl and she runs to person X.

And then I'm ready for the next student.

Pure fucking genius.

[Jase]

She's hot. :heyhey:

Edit: I'd love to see you and Ray write a book on how to pick up hot chicks.

I cant wait till the weekend, Aby says i do this INSANE look thing, hard to explain. Prety much chick walks past with a nice ass, i have a look, turn to Abby and grin. He said its funny as fuck.

I was on the phone to Kate, and was aking about Ree, and i just said "She has a realy hot body" and Kate was like "Yeah she's realy hot" and im like :O

I would write a book, but Ray would most liekly cum all over me and the pages.

[Raype]

You have never wanted to fuck a lobster lady?

Not really.

Unless "lobster lady" is slang for shit eater.

And then, no. More of a sex thing. Hard to have a relationship with someone you can't kiss or be close to. The smell you see...

[Corey]

Not really.

Unless "lobster lady" is slang for shit eater.

And then, no. More of a sex thing. Hard to have a relationship with someone you can't kiss or be close to. The smell you see...

You can't tell me you never wanted to shit on someone.

[Mikey_]

Not really.

Unless "lobster lady" is slang for shit eater.

And then, no. More of a sex thing. Hard to have a relationship with someone you can't kiss or be close to. The smell you see...

S'hard to keep a relationship with a chick who refuses to have sex with you also.