The Hang Out: /jerk

[Elmdor]

So, vlame..

What's the fucking problem? You're with a girl that you clearly shouldn't marry for a number of obvious reasons. And if you like the other chick more you should end it with your current girlfriend ASAP, especially since she's talking about marriage.

Also, haha, you're making fun out of virgins over the internet. Geez.

[The Joker]

meh, i set it up, a booty call.

[Elmdor]

Don't bother.

Nobody cares what you think.

Just stand in the corner looking sexy.

But I have a brain too.

Bah, it's the curse of the Swedish I tells ya. Just ask crusher, he'll back me up.

[Strongbad]

who cares? she's fat, and he's an idiot, they make an excellent couple.

You need to change your name almost as much as I need faster internet.

[Elmdor]

You need to change your name almost as much as I need faster internet.

I love you.

I was certain it was one of those nubspammers when I saw that name.

Then, I wasn't all-wrong.

[Jackhammer]

Just ask crusher, he'll back me up.

[Raype]

So, vlame..

What's the fucking problem? You're with a girl that you clearly shouldn't marry for a number of obvious reasons. And if you like the other chick more you should end it with your current girlfriend ASAP, especially since she's talking about marriage.

Also, haha, you're making fun out of virgins over the internet. Geez.

His problems

1) He has a tiny penis

2) he's poor

3) His GF is fat and wants to marry him

4) his GF is also a clingy bitch

5) He wants to bone his old GF

6) He's afraid of losing his current GF, yet plans to cheat anyway.

[Elmdor]

What are you implying?

[Raype]

But I have a brain too.

Bah, it's the curse of the Swedish I tells ya. Just ask crusher, he'll back me up.

I see no brain.

Crusher doesn't have a brain. His mouth ate it long ago.

[crusher]

But I have a brain too.

Bah, it's the curse of the Swedish I tells ya. Just ask crusher, he'll back me up.

wut?

[The Joker]

So, vlame..

What's the fucking problem? You're with a girl that you clearly shouldn't marry for a number of obvious reasons. And if you like the other chick more you should end it with your current girlfriend ASAP, especially since she's talking about marriage.

Also, haha, you're making fun out of virgins over the internet. Geez.

current: lives near
other: live 2k miles away

and yes, i have the right to, don't i?

[Jackhammer]

What are you implying?

Are you implying that i'm implying something?

[Elmdor]

His problems

1) He has a tiny penis

2) he's poor

3) His GF is fat and wants to marry him

4) his GF is also a clingy bitch

5) He wants to bone his old GF

6) He's afraid of losing his current GF, yet plans to cheat anyway.

Yeah, I didn't get the last two when I saw what he wrote either. The other four points are just hilarious.

[Elmdor]

Are you implying that i'm implying something?

What if I am?

[The Joker]

Yeah, I didn't get the last two when I saw what he wrote either. The other four points are just hilarious.

1 is so false.