Quote Originally Posted by Gwahir
You shouldn't be with any girl.

I'm pretty sure you don't even deserve genetalia, if I understand you correctly.
This man is correct.

Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
Since it hasn't been said yet, he needs to stick it up her pooper.
So's he.

Anyway,

I'd turn down the marriage. If she's going to be a clingy bitch like that, dump her ass. Besides, you're planning to go behind her back anyway. If you can't keep temptation away while you're dating, your marriage would be hilariously short lived.

Besides, you've only fucked two chicks, both of whom were girlfriends. I say go single for a while. Get some random bar sluts, cheap whores, sexy bitches, etc. Then when you're done you can have a decent relationship. Plus by the time you spend a couple years doing that people have matured and relationships get a lot easier.

As for how to turn her down without breaking it off completely, just say "I'm not ready yet". Hopefully she won't go nuts and play that "But don't you love me?" card. What is it with women and that card? Back to the point, cheap ass jewlery will do for the time being. I'm sure she just wants the old "look what my BF gave me!! *squeal*" effect. Hell you can get that with something out of a gumball machine. Unless you're broke (which you apparently are), in which case just promise to get something when you've got more cash. Or find some temp jobs for the time being (mowing lawns, shovelling snow, delivering shit, helping people move, light construction work, whatever).

Honestly I just think your chick wants to seem mature and wants to be the center of attention. All women want a big fancy wedding. The husbands are just a souvenir in most cases. It's the ultimate "i'm the center of attention and everyone loves me" thing. She's just being immature and stupid.

The marriage wouldn't work out, she's lying to herself is she thinks it will. As are you if you even remotely believe it will. I've heard she has a friend who is getting married. See, this is what I like to call "the bride effect". When one friend/sibling/family member gets married, the others all think happy thoughts about wanting to get married. So they either A) find boyfriends B) pressure the current boyfriend to propose or C) pressure the fiance to announce a date. In your case she went right from A to C. Which is definitely proof that she's insecure (probably from being a fatass)

In summary, I can't give you anything definite, only some pretty loose advice and info. It's up to you to figure out how best to deal with the situation. That's what being a man is all about.