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Thread: The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

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    i noticed the cliffs notes, but didn't link the whole thing

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    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Eh, I've heard worse.

    But yeah, major whore. On the plus side though, she'll also be a whore with you. Plus slutty chicks are often good at it.
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    laura just met my best friends
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    and we had the wrongest convo over denny's
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Rad.
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    alicia said cum makes her stomache upset
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Okay...
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    aramis said he saw some porn behind the secnes and tolds of how porn actresses ask for towels when the cams are off
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    then my gf whipers to me
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Lol
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    "i think i might be the only girl who likes swallowing"
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    WTF
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    OVER GODDAMN HANBERGERS!
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    What an idiot.
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    my gf is fucking dirty
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    i think my friends woulda threw up if shesaid it out loud
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    lol
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    then my friends made some joke about me jerking off to axl rose
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Alright.
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    fucked up

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    laura just met my best friends
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    and we had the wrongest convo over denny's
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Rad.
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    alicia said cum makes her stomache upset
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Okay...
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    aramis said he saw some porn behind the secnes and tolds of how porn actresses ask for towels when the cams are off
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    then my gf whipers to me
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Lol
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    "i think i might be the only girl who likes swallowing"
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    WTF
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    OVER GODDAMN HANBERGERS!
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    What an idiot.
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    my gf is fucking dirty
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    i think my friends woulda threw up if shesaid it out loud
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    lol
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    then my friends made some joke about me jerking off to axl rose
    R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
    Alright.
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    fucked up
    Already read it.

    I don't see why you got so disgusted. That's actually kind of hot.

    Hell if it were my girlfriend she would've said it out loud.

    She's crazy like that.

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    it was hot when she said it, just the whole cumvosation when i was trying to eat was kinda wrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    it was hot when she said it, just the whole cumvosation when i was trying to eat was kinda wrong.
    You're disgusted by cum?

    Don't be.

    Everybody cums.

    I cum.

    You cum.

    Sprung cums.

    Your mom cums.

    snkupo cums.

    Banned cums (rarely, and only then by his own hand)

    Mikey cums.

    Dogs cum.

    Cats cum.

    horses cum.

    world leaders cum.

    even hitler came.

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    Hot Girl (NY):
    hey
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    show tits or gtfo
    Hot Girl (NY):
    sorry i leave you alone

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    Hot Girl (NY):
    hey
    Deth Qewb Cae:
    show tits or gtfo
    Hot Girl (NY):
    sorry i leave you alone
    Hot girl was mikey.

    It's true! I read it on the internet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    You're disgusted by cum?

    Don't be.

    Everybody cums.

    I cum.

    You cum.

    Sprung cums.

    Your mom cums.

    snkupo cums.

    Banned cums (rarely, and only then by his own hand)

    Mikey cums.

    Dogs cum.

    Cats cum.

    horses cum.

    world leaders cum.

    even hitler came.
    i was listening to alicia talk about swallowing her ex's cum. her ex. my best friend, i wa looking him straight in the eye when she said it. the thought of my friend's cum was weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Sprung cums.
    Goddamnit, Ray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    i was listening to alicia talk about swallowing her ex's cum. her ex. my best friend, i wa looking him straight in the eye when she said it. the thought of my friend's cum was weird.
    Get used to it. You're dating a someone who fucked a friend. He probably splooged on ever bit of her.

    Probably went inside her a couple times as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post
    Goddamnit, Ray.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post
    Goddamnit, Ray.
    Well it's true, how else could he make a daughter?

    Well besides artificial insemination, but if you think sprung jerking it to porn is worse than sprung fucking, you've got sex issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Get used to it. You're dating a someone who fucked a friend. He probably splooged on ever bit of her.

    Probably went inside her a couple times as well.
    wth, i'm not banging alicia, she has a fat ass and huge tits, but i'm not banging her, wtf were you reading?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Just heard on the scanner: cops clocked some dude going 94 in a 55. Somebody is going to jail.
    OMFG ITS PIRATES!!! HIS FACING 25 TO LIFE!!!! GET THE GATZ *****!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Well it's true, how else could he make a daughter?

    Well besides artificial insemination, but if you think sprung jerking it to porn is worse than sprung fucking, you've got sex issues.
    ARGH. Dammit Ray, one more time about Sprung's sexual activities and you're so banned it's not even funny.





























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