The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Sprung]

It won't let me.

You tried!?

[Jase]

Of course not. Jase takes drugs.

HIS LYING! I take drugs to free ym mind from his control.

He takes drugs to keep him alive, and the longer he is alive for the more he can control you. Kill him, i know you want to, i can see it in your eyes, unleash your fury Mickey, do it, do it now.

[Jase]

Better yet, ban sprung.

You'll be a hero.

Like in that third star wars movie where that vader guy challenged his master, then killed him.

At least I think that's how it ended. I was too busy staring at this hot chick wearing one of those star wars robes who didn't notice her tits hanging out. It was glorious.

Got any popcorn?

[Mikey_]

You tried!?

What? No, no, I didn't try.

[Jase]

You tried!?

Course he did old man, you have lost your control over his young mind. He has joined Ray and I, all hope is lost MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ahkei]

lol his Kenny of EP.

The McCains ones?

They're pretty good too, but I mean the Arnott's Shapes. Flavours of The World: Italian Woodfriend Pizza

[Jase]

They're pretty good too, but I mean the Arnott's Shapes. Flavours of The World: Italian Woodfriend Pizza

Eat BBQ Shapes or GTFO.

[Raype]

Oh, just like Christopher Reeves?

Not quite. Christopher Reeves is anorexic and a picky eater. Eventually it made his body weak. Like all people in hollywood, he developed a taste for human children. But there was not enough to live off entirely, and since it was the only thing chris ate, he had to make a plan. He paid off a horse to throw him, he then claimed to be crippled (come on, like a few foot fall is going to cripple you. I've taken worse injuries while taking a dump. His actual crippling was the result of malnourishment. Nobody noticed, because, come on, who heard from chris between the last superman film way back up to his accident). He then set up a charity claiming to help criples (because everyone loves cripples), but in reality it was just a place where they bought black market fetuses with government funds and the donations of idiots. Eventually chris got enough strength to move a few fingers. People believed it was a miracle. In actuality, it was just chris eating babies.

But a few children did not stave off his hunger, no. He needed more. He then ate many children in the hope he could walk again. Unfortunately his doctors believed his logic to be flawed. Chris then became fat and died when an aborted fetus (believed to be a bastard child of chuck norris) clogged chris's throat causing him to die.

[Jase]

BTW Darth, i took a bickie infront of an 8 year old, im goin to hell.

[Sprung]

Today's Birthdays
volgame (36),

You can all suck it now.

[Mikey_]

Today's Birthdays
volgame (36),

You can all suck it now.

That still doesn't take away from the fact that you're old.

[Raype]

Got any popcorn?

Sure do.

Corey's mom made it.

She's my bitch now.

[Raype]

Today's Birthdays
volgame (36),

You can all suck it now.

But volgame's cool.

And only if you can get it up.

[Ahkei]

BTW Darth, i took a bickie infront of an 8 year old, im goin to hell.

Meh. I once scared a kid so hard he fell down a tube in a McDonald's playground.

Eat BBQ Shapes or GTFO.

BBQ Shapes suck ass. Pizza and Chicken Crimpie are where it's at.

[Raype]

Course he did old man, you have lost your control over his young mind. He has joined Ray and I, all hope is lost MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mikey's our slave now?

Sweet.

Bitch, where's mah dinner?