The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Mikey_]

Please tell me that doesn't actually work.

[polobunny]

Please tell me that doesn't actually work.

Ray should write a book. Women just love him.

[Mikey_]

Ray should write a book. Women just love him.

I'd definitely buy it.

[Corey]

Omg I Like To Suck Teh Cocks Omg

Whoever did this I heart you.

[Raype]

Please tell me that doesn't actually work.

It does.

Always.

Also, "I'm a doctor, want a breast exam?"

[Mikey_]

Whoever did this I heart you.

Thanks.

Ray, that wouldn't work in New York.

[Corey]

Basically you put on some glasses, try to fumble around clumsily, and grab anything nearby like you're just trying to find your way, at the same time grabbing as much tits and ass as you can. To make it look real, also grope the walls and maybe fall over once or twice.

If someone offers to help you, guide them to a dark alley/sleazy hotel/your house/apartment. Let the raping commence.

You can also do only the second part, stating "I lost my cane, can someone help me home?"

If they own a car, all the better. Car rape and then the perfect transport to a body dumping ground.

Ever thought of having man children? If so I'm first in line.

[Mikey_]

Jesus, EP is littered with noobs.

[Corey]

Jesus, EP is littered with noobs.

It's gotta be a prank. No way this many noobs can simultaneously sign with this many incredibly retarded yet hilarioius topics.

[Raype]

Ray should write a book. Women just love him.

Several times a day.

And I would, unfortunately it's hard to get published when you show up drunk and several minutes late because you were banging the secretary.

Ray, that wouldn't work in New York.

Would this?

[Mikey_]

It's gotta be a prank. No way this many noobs can simultaneously sign with this many incredibly retarded yet hilarioius topics.

Doubtful. We already did some IP checks and they're not even secondary accounts.

Ray, yeah, that'd work. If you tried the blind thing, you'd probably be taken to a dark alley and get mugged.

[Dinosaurman]

What the fuck?

[Mikey_]

What the fuck?

It's true. If Ray tried that blind shit here, he'd get fucked up.

[Elmdor]

Yeah, I don't know.. two amusing noobs can be a coincidence.. meh.

So tired.. need.. tea.

[Mikey_]

Meh. I'm gettin' tired of this. Bed. G'night everyone.