The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Raype]

I have been here longer than all of you. Just thought I would point that out for no reason.

But I'm longer than all of you.

[Strongbad]

But I have no mustache. Just some stubble. Which'll last for the next hour after which I'll shave it off to start another day.

I pretty much have a full beard right now. Just no mustache, I shave that. I need to take care of the rest too.

[Raype]

I pretty much have a full beard right now. Just no mustache, I shave that. I need to take care of the rest too.

Is "the rest" in your pants?

[Strongbad]

hmm, well, the awesome shit is, the girl diane was the best (hotter) friend of a my ex who i never met (myspace), so i i got my revenge for getting dumped by her. also, i want her back so bad, she was aresome, she's was a true metalhead, karla, my ex was such a poser. special girls are really cool, diane was mine. i just need pussy to hold me over that's y im with laura.

You dated someone named Karl? Wow.

[The Joker]

theo, was it not awesome? also, tit suck is my favourite activity currently.

[Stark]

hmm, well, the awesome shit is, the girl diane was the best (hotter) friend of a my ex who i never met (myspace), so i i got my revenge for getting dumped by her. also, i want her back so bad, she was aresome, she's was a true metalhead, karl, my ex was such a poser. special girls are really cool, diane was mine. i just need pussy to hold me over that's y im with laura.

Ahh I see, have you managed what you wanted to do (sorry drunk so don;t know what you want )

Man, yeah I lament over a particular girl but nevermind

[Stark]

theo, was it not awesome? also, tit suck is my favourite activity currently.

I won't go that deep, not on an internet forum

[Strongbad]

Is "the rest" in your pants?

No, that is freshly trimmed. Shaving is for pussies.

[Raype]

No, that is freshly trimmed. Shaving is for pussies.

Indeed.



EDIT- I hope that pun was intentional.

[The Joker]

You dated someone named Karl? Wow.

karla, tho her middle name was CHARLIE.

I won't go that deep, not on an internet forum

i just did, go man.

Ahh I see, have you managed what you wanted to do (sorry drunk so don;t know what you want )

Man, yeah I lament over a particular girl but nevermind

i got what i wanted, big tits, good sex and great vodka induced kisses also, plain straight out pussy, thank god it wasn't the roast beef variety.

I call mine "Lament O'Monet"

[Strongbad]

Indeed.

That was intended to be double edged. I am indeed very clever for it being this early in the morning. I will be heading to nappy time soon.

[Raype]

karla, tho her middle name was CHARLIE.

i just did, go man.


i got what i wanted, big tits, good sex and great vodka induced kisses also, plain straight out pussy, thank god it wasn't the roast beef variety.

I call mine "Lament O'Monet"

She was once a dude.

Not everyone has such low standars.

Good to hear.

Moar liek lament no monet, amirite?

[The Joker]

Ahh I see, have you managed what you wanted to do (sorry drunk so don;t know what you want )

i also fucked up, i told her i though oral was gross. and she led me to believe that she thought it was too.

the other week she fucking tells me next time she won't mind doing it.

if you'll suck dick LET THE GUY KNOW GAWDFUSKINGDAMMIT!

[Raype]

That was intended to be double edged. I am indeed very clever for it being this early in the morning. I will be heading to nappy time soon.

Naps? what are you, four?

Real men pass out.

[The Joker]

Moar liek lament no monet, amirite?

you s.o.b. ray, you s.o.b.