It's the crazy mixed up world of the 1 and a half hour time zone. Oh, and living off the coast of greenland. Yay canada.
Really? Normally people start fights with me with "fuck you!" or something similar. Then there's a couple punches, then I'm typically pinning them on the ground. I love being huge and strong. It's just fun.
It was Jaws.

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Also, chicks younger than 16 have boobs. I take it you don't pay attention much.
God, now I sound like some kind of creepy pedo
Eh, I have sex with people within about 2 years of my age. It varied a bit depending on my age at the time though. Anyone my age who'd want someone under 18 has issues. That high school crap was bull.