The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Strongbad]

well, if it didn't happen in the 3 months that i've fucked her in i'll doubt it'll happen now, or i'll come on her tits and in her mouth.

Seriously, you are fucking retarded. Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean that it won't. You remind me of a kid I went to high school with. He had been fucking with no protection for years. He thought he was sterile. Guess what, he has a kid now.

[Raype]

Seriously, you are fucking retarded. Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean that it won't. You remind me of a kid I went to high school with. He had been fucking with no protection for years. He thought he was sterile. Guess what, he has a kid now.

Good for him.

Nothing worse than being sterile.

Except maybe being sodomized with a pool cue.

[Dr Mario]

Quiet, we're supposed to wait until he gets a girl pregnant, then point and laugh at him.

This way we get to laugh at him when he ignores us and when he fails. Twice the laughter.

[Raype]

This way we get to laugh at him when he ignores us and when he fails. Twice the laughter.

I see your point.

Plus an I told you so moment is always pretty funny.

[The Joker]

*Fact* Sperm can live for over a month outside the testes.

hmm, and?

If you take that long between sex sessions, I feel sorry for you.

twice, after diane left and i found laura. and the last month before tuesday, cos i've really been pissing her off.

That's nothing to be proud of, you're supposed to be the one that gets tired, not her.

Well at least I figure you're on top. Otherwise you'd have a fractured pelvis by now.

i never got tired, i think me being 18 and being veg gives me lots of energy.

yes, all the time i go on for long, i'm on top.

I had sex with a girl once.

Replace "sex" with got my penis touched and "girl" with "my left hand" and it's a true story.

/vlame

no, give me this, you've seen them, they're not models, i could have gotten them, lol.

So much, in fact, that you make a lot into one word. That is one mistake that makes me laugh a little. I mean, I can't spell worth a darn, but people need to stop joining words like that. No offense to you or anything.

likewhen i dothis?

Wrap your hands around the scrotum and squeeze. Make sure it's warm though, otherwise you'll rupture the sack.

wtf, srs?

Quiet, we're supposed to wait until he gets a girl pregnant, then point and laugh at him.

i'd kill me, the girl and the kid.

[Strongbad]

I am going to go eat, or masturbate. Maybe both.

[Strongbad]

i never got tired, i think me being 18 and being veg gives me lots of energy.

yes, all the time i go on for long, i'm on top.

You don't eat meat? You fucking pussy. I would rather not ever have sex and eat meat, than have sex and only eat shit.

[The Joker]

Seriously, you are fucking retarded. Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean that it won't. You remind me of a kid I went to high school with. He had been fucking with no protection for years. He thought he was sterile. Guess what, he has a kid now.

i don't finish? remember that?

Good for him.

Nothing worse than being sterile.

Except maybe being sodomized with a pool cue.

hmm, that's sounds horrible.

[Raype]

hmm, and?

As your mom probably says "those leftovers are still good"

twice, after diane left and i found laura. and the last month before tuesday, cos i've really been pissing her off.

You've only had sex twice? Dude, fail to the max.

i never got tired, i think me being 18 and being veg gives me lots of energy.

yes, all the time i go on for long, i'm on top.

Now I know you're lying. I've seen you. I really doubt you could go several hours without exploding. Hell even I have my limits.

no, give me this, you've seen them, they're not models, i could have gotten them, lol.

I know, I was just making a nonsensical bullshit post. As always, my posts are certainly not "Serious Business".

wtf, srs?

Yes. Really.

i'd kill me, the girl and the kid.

No, you won't. You'll move to the ghetto and work behind the counter of some shit hole. I'll show up occasionally to point and laugh. Good times will be had by all. Except you.

[The Joker]

You don't eat meat? You fucking pussy. I would rather not ever have sex and eat meat, than have sex and only eat shit.

RED MEAT'LL KILL YA!

going strong since last summer '06

like middle of august?

[Raype]

I am going to go eat, or masturbate. Maybe both.

Do both at the same time. It's awesome.

Just nothing greasy, you'll fry your beans, if you get my drift.

You don't eat meat? You fucking pussy. I would rather not ever have sex and eat meat, than have sex and only eat shit.

I second this. If we weren't meant to eat meat, animals would taste like crap and we wouldn't have canines.

RED MEAT'LL KILL YA!

going strong since last summer '06

like middle of august?

Any idea what's sprayed on those veggies?

Or if you're going organic, what's growing on/crawling in them?

Eat up.

[The Joker]

As your mom probably says "those leftovers are still good"

what was that quoted from?

You've only had sex twice? Dude, fail to the max.

2 times that i waited a month for sex. not having sex. nov6-jan10 and a month before last tuesday, because i've been on her last nerve.

Now I know you're lying. I've seen you. I really doubt you could go several hours without exploding. Hell even I have my limits.

try me.

I know, I was just making a nonsensical bullshit post. As always, my posts are certainly not "Serious Business".

o ok.

Yes. Really.

:O

No, you won't. You'll move to the ghetto and work behind the counter of some shit hole. I'll show up occasionally to point and laugh. Good times will be had by all. Except you.

i do, i'm already there.

[Raype]

what was that quoted from?

Me. No really, I don't recall anything else having that line. If it's a quote, it's subconcious.

2 times that i waited a month for sex. not having sex. nov6-jan10 and a month before last tuesday, because i've been on her last nerve.

So all the other times you were at risk of getting her pregnant.

try me.

Easy there, I don't swing that way. I'll just take your word for it.

:O

How else did you figure you'd get the testes close to the surface for measurement?

i do, i'm already there.

lolz ghetto.

[The Joker]

I second this. If we weren't meant to eat meat, animals would taste like crap and we wouldn't have canines.

but we don't have carnivouris teeth.

Any idea what's sprayed on those veggies?

Or if you're going organic, what's growing on/crawling in them?

Eat up.

pesticides, and, i never said organic or vegan, technically i'm a pecalitarian. i eat fish, eggs and dairy.

[The Joker]

Me. No really, I don't recall anything else having that line. If it's a quote, it's subconcious.

uhmm, where did you get the i bet ur mom says leftovers are good?

So all the other times you were at risk of getting her pregnant.

yes, laura, never diane. unless the condom busted when i screwed diane.

Easy there, I don't swing that way. I'll just take your word for it.

i'm comfortable, you faggot, bring your sister and your mom, i'll handle their combined weight (which is double that of every girl i ever kissed, whch im pretty sure is like a ton+, taken it's only been 5 girls.)

How else did you figure you'd get the testes close to the surface for measurement?

wtf is this one about?

lolz ghetto.

srs, i live 5 blocks from where snoop dogg used to hang and play b-ball.