The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Raype]

I still find this all very hard to believe. You fuck for hours? Even on your first go? Yeah fucking right, give me a break. 6 1/2 isn't bad.

Hey, maybe he masturbates 20 times a day or has really tiny testes. I hear dudes with small nads last longer. I'd ask one, but they usually go roid rage all over me.

yeah ok, you know what? the only wy to settle this is to meet each other and bring 2 girls. or come down and we'll audition for porn here. we'll get dvd's of our audition.

also, i can hold my cum in so well, i use the pull out method, fuck condoms.[1

Or you could come up here. I'll be waiting.

Whatever you say magnum B. S. Also two words: Pre ejactulate.

[Strongbad]

yeah ok, you know what? the only wy to settle this is to meet each other and bring 2 girls. or come down and we'll audition for porn here. we'll get dvd's of our audition.

also, i can hold my cum in so well, i use the pull out method, fuck condoms.

Yeah, pulling out totally works well. There is no such thing as precum. Also, you said you use condoms a post or two ago, now you don't? Where is Jase to attack you when we need him.

if you had a myspace, you could ask diane. or send her a letter, i'd pm her email but, you'd prolly give it to ray, darth, jase, dino and everyone else.

I would not. Give me her phone number so I can call her. I will make the conversation quick I promise.

[The Joker]

ok, if you don't believe me, find the lenght of buckethead's colma, i screwed through that whole CD, and the title track on dream theater's current album.

[Raype]

if you had a myspace, you could ask diane. or send her a letter, i'd pm her email but, you'd prolly give it to ray, darth, jase, dino and everyone else.

Hold on a moment, I gotta go check on my brand new jag.

[Raype]

ok, if you don't believe me, find the lenght of buckethead's colma, i screwed through that whole CD, and the title track on dream theater's current album.

You're counting foreplay aren't you. Noob. You only count from when clothes come off to when you're done fucking.

[The Joker]

Hey, maybe he masturbates 20 times a day or has really tiny testes. I hear dudes with small nads last longer. I'd ask one, but they usually go roid rage all over me.



Or you could come up here. I'll be waiting.

Whatever you say magnum B. S. Also two words: Pre ejactulate.

pre cum is the sperm left over from the last load, it's dead sperm.

Yeah, pulling out totally works well. There is no such thing as precum. Also, you said you use condoms a post or two ago, now you don't? Where is Jase to attack you when we need him.

with diane i always did. with laura i never really have.

I would not. Give me her phone number so I can call her. I will make the conversation quick I promise.

the shit is she lives in the crappiest house in texas, no net or cells, she goes to her friends house and does it all. and i don't believe you wouldn't, or if you didn't you'd add her on msn/yahoo and invite them in the chat.

[The Joker]

You're counting foreplay aren't you. Noob. You only count from when clothes come off to when you're done fucking.

no from "condom on" to "get off i'm tired!" :heyhey:

[Strongbad]

Hold on a moment, I gotta go check on my brand new jag.

Funny story. I was at my brothers tonight, we were just hanging out. Some kid comes up to his door and asks who owns the red lambo out front. I say it is mine, to which he replies, "I hit is with a rock." I asked him how and he said, "Well, I was throwing rocks at it." Replace lambo with 98 doge ram, and it is a true story.

[The Joker]

how do you measure testicles? and i do jerk off alot.

[The Joker]

Hold on a moment, I gotta go check on my brand new jag.

well, hmm, i'd rather have a wrx subaru

[Strongbad]

pre cum is the sperm left over from the last load, it's dead sperm.

Yeah, guess what? That isn't true. You are going to get that bitch pregnant. The last thing the world needs is for you to have a child. Please expose your testicals to x-rays or something.

[Raype]

pre cum is the sperm left over from the last load, it's dead sperm.

*Fact* Sperm can live for over a month outside the testes.

If you take that long between sex sessions, I feel sorry for you.

no from "condom on" to "get off i'm tired!"

That's nothing to be proud of, you're supposed to be the one that gets tired, not her.

Well at least I figure you're on top. Otherwise you'd have a fractured pelvis by now.

Funny story. I was at my brothers tonight, we were just hanging out. Some kid comes up to his door and asks who owns the red lambo out front. I say it is mine, to which he replies, "I hit is with a rock." I asked him how and he said, "Well, I was throwing rocks at it." Replace lambo with 98 doge ram, and it is a true story.

I had sex with a girl once.

Replace "sex" with got my penis touched and "girl" with "my left hand" and it's a true story.

/vlame

[Strongbad]

how do you measure testicles? and i do jerk off alot.

So much, in fact, that you make a lot into one word. That is one mistake that makes me laugh a little. I mean, I can't spell worth a darn, but people need to stop joining words like that. No offense to you or anything.

[The Joker]

Yeah, guess what? That isn't true. You are going to get that bitch pregnant. The last thing the world needs is for you to have a child. Please expose your testicals to x-rays or something.

well, if it didn't happen in the 3 months that i've fucked her in i'll doubt it'll happen now, or i'll come on her tits and in her mouth.

[Raype]

how do you measure testicles? and i do jerk off alot.

Wrap your hands around the scrotum and squeeze. Make sure it's warm though, otherwise you'll rupture the sack.

Yeah, guess what? That isn't true. You are going to get that bitch pregnant. The last thing the world needs is for you to have a child. Please expose your testicals to x-rays or something.

Quiet, we're supposed to wait until he gets a girl pregnant, then point and laugh at him.