The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Raype]

No, I am just not arroused. It could be the hilarious music. It is more or less a background distraction.

It's not about the arousal, it's the fact that it's late at night and you're not fucking. Which probably means you can't get laid, and therefore are bored. And are watching porn to kill the boredom.

[Stark]

Last I heard (southern?) ontario (Central Canada, near the border to the US).

Also, I'd go with the sure thing. This "love" of which you speak. At the very least it'll mean less "what if I went for it" moments later in life.

Well if not for circumstances I would go for it. But because she has finished university it has created a rift between us. I would love to be with her, no one else matter, not any of these sexy forum members, even the female ones

[Strongbad]

It's not about the arousal, it's the fact that it's late at night and you're not fucking. Which probably means you can't get laid, and therefore are bored. And are watching porn to kill the boredom.

I don't know if I could get laid or not. Chances are I could, I am not a bad looking guy and there are plenty of whores at my school. Maybe I should give this fucking thing a shot.

[Raype]

Well if not for circumstances I would go for it. But because she has finished university it has created a rift between us. I would love to be with her, no one else matter, not any of these sexy forum members, even the female ones

Not even me?

Uh, well I'd either give it time, or go for it depending on what the chances are of this rift being fixed later. If the situation may improve upon completion of your studies, then I'd wait it out. There's always the chance there'll be another opportunity later.

If there's little chance of it closing or it may become even greater, there's really only two options that I see, going for it or letting life make you it's bitch. Either way there's an incredibly low possibility of success. But there's always that possibility things will work out.

[The Joker]

1840. Guns N' Roses - [Stoned in L.A. October 19th 1989 #05] Move To The City

[The Joker]

doesn't theo live in europe?

[Raype]

I don't know if I could get laid or not. Chances are I could, I am not a bad looking guy and there are plenty of whores at my school. Maybe I should give this fucking thing a shot.

You've been around me too much man. First you're considering drinking, then you started masturbating to porn, and now you might start trying to get laid?

You've got Rayitis. In your ass.

Also, you've got a good pickup line, "Hey baby, I'll be the car, you be the tree".

[Stark]

Not even me?

Uh, well I'd either give it time, or go for it depending on what the chances are of this rift being fixed later. If the situation may improve upon completion of your studies, then I'd wait it out. There's always the chance there'll be another opportunity later.

If there's little chance of it closing or it may become even greater, there's really only two options that I see, going for it or letting life make you it's bitch. Either way there's an incredibly low possibility of success. But there's always that possibility things will work out.

The thing is, as little chance as I have I still have hope

[Strongbad]

You've been around me too much man. First you're considering drinking, then you started masturbating to porn, and now you might start trying to get laid?

You've got Rayitis. In your ass.

Also, you've got a good pickup line, "Hey baby, I'll be the car, you be the tree".

Hey come on, the first time I got drunk was long before I met you. As far as the mastubation thing goes, happened many many years ago.

[Raype]

The thing is, as little chance as I have I still have hope

Ouch, the "I'd like to think it could happen but it probably won't" phase. That's one major pain in the ass.

Well look at it this way, at least you didn't blow your chances with her. At least that's something to be happy about.

[The Joker]

You've been around me too much man. First you're considering drinking, then you started masturbating to porn, and now you might start trying to get laid?

You've got Rayitis. In your ass.

Also, you've got a good pickup line, "Hey baby, I'll be the car, you be the tree".

i did all 3 of those on friday.

[The Joker]

wait saturday...

[The Joker]

no wait, one of friday, one on saturday and one on tuesday, lol. i totally forgot.

[Raype]

Hey come on, the first time I got drunk was long before I met you. As far as the mastubation thing goes, happened many many years ago.

Ok, now you're on record saying you drink and jerk off.

Good luck with the "I don't masturbate because it's gross" stuff you've been doing earlier

Oh, and the "I was sober, the tree jumped in front of me, I swear!" stuff.

[Raype]

no wait, one of friday, one on saturday and one on tuesday, lol. i totally forgot.

I do all three every day. Successfully.

I rule.