The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Raype]

I'm very inexperinced

I wasn't planning on using them for a presentation or a report, I was planning to masturbate to them.

You people and your sick ideas...

[Stark]

Holy shit. I really shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am at that.

I'm going to hell

[Stark]

I wasn't planning on using them for a presentation or a report, I was planning to masturbate to them.

You people and your sick ideas...

I masturbate furiously to pictures of hulk hogan

[Raype]

Warm weather is always good. Oh, accept at the ice caps. I hope you don't get flooded when they melt. I know that I won't. Indiana is the best state.

Interesting fact, there is a softcore porn on showtime that I watched years ago as a very young lad. My pants are still on, but it is strange that I remember it as well as I do.

I think I'll be fine. There's enough boats nearby, and I'm used to life on the sea. Also, I can fashion fish hooks out of blocks of wood and fishing line out of old blankets. I'll get by.

I'm going to hell

I'll see you there.

Who knew premarital sex was a sin? I know I didn't.

And sodomy? I mean it's not like they say in the bible it's wrong. Right?

I masturbate furiously to pictures of hulk hogan

Who doesn't?

[Strongbad]

I masturbate furiously to pictures of hulk hogan

As Ray said, who doesn't?

[Raype]

As Ray said, who doesn't?

Maybe hulk hogan.

He's masturbate to a mirror.

[Stark]

As Ray said, who doesn't?

You still think Rydia wants me? Though it doesn't matter, I mean I know someone that is totally hotter though I don't mean that as a bad thnig about Rydia, its a matter of view and I mean this person issssss hot

[Dr Mario]

Why do I insist on getting into arguments on this site?

[Raype]

You still think Rydia wants me? Though it doesn't matter, I mean I know someone that is totally hotter though I don't mean that as a bad thnig about Rydia, its a matter of view and I mean this person issssss hot

Oh really now?

I'd say work it with both.

Who knows, you may score a threesome.

Why do I insist on getting into arguments on this site?

Because, sadly, you still believe that the average person has some level of intelligence and can understand what you're saying. Or at the very least has their facts straight.

[Strongbad]

Why do I insist on getting into arguments on this site?

Because it is loads of fun. Why am I watching a mid 90's softcore porn? I don't even have an errection. Why are boobs good? I don't know, these things just are.

[Stark]

Oh really now?

I'd say work it with both.

Who knows, you may score a threesome.

For one, where does Rydia live? I mean I don't think anything would happen, I mean I love the other person in question. If not for my drunken state, you would not know about it

[Raype]

Because it is loads of fun. Why am I watching a mid 90's softcore porn? I don't even have an errection. Why are boobs good? I don't know, these things just are.

You're watching the porn because you can't get laid. You don't have a stiffy because you already masturbated twice today and it's tired. Boobs are good because they're soft, squishy, and they jiggle nice.

For one, where does Rydia live? I mean I don't think anything would happen, I mean I love the other person in question. If not for my drunken state, you would not know about it

Last I heard (southern?) ontario (Central Canada, near the border to the US).

Also, I'd go with the sure thing. This "love" of which you speak. At the very least it'll mean less "what if I went for it" moments later in life.

[Strongbad]

For one, where does Rydia live? I mean I don't think anything would happen, I mean I love the other person in question. If not for my drunken state, you would not know about it

Wait, doesn't Rydia play for the same team as us? Only Ray is able to bag such women.

[Strongbad]

You're watching the porn because you can't get laid. You don't have a stiffy because you already masturbated twice today and it's tired. Boobs are good because they're soft, squishy, and they jiggle nice.

No, I am just not arroused. It could be the hilarious music. It is more or less a background distraction.

[Raype]

Wait, doesn't Rydia play for the same team as us? Only Ray is able to bag such women.

Don't believe her lies, she's bisexual.

Thing is while she does munch carpet, she has major dick curiousity. Which eventually turned that lesbo bi.

I've seen it a hundred times. And I've often turned them hetero. *flexes*