The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[RomzGuy!]

Your mom.

Ok fine. I'm don't want to cuss at you, but you really do suck.

[Banned]

Ok fine. I'm don't want to cuss at you, but you really do suck.

only when he's drunk, but he has to be really fucking drunk though

[Sprung]

why? u gonna grab a step ladder so you can kick me in the balls?

Why? You sucking yourself off again?

[Banned]

Why? You sucking yourself off again?

Well, why else would I have had that rib removed?

[RomzGuy!]

oh my god. if all the mods treat members like that this place is awful.

[Raype]

only when he's drunk, but he has to be really fucking drunk though

He only has to be drunk when it's you.

He sucked me while sober.

Of course we're the same person, so you can picture the kind of complex contortion work needed for that.

[Mikey_]

Ok fine. I'm don't want to cuss at you, but you really do suck.

I...I've never been so hurt before. :\ Look, I apologize if I've ever been rude to you, or shown you any form of disrespect. It's just that I suffer from an illness known to some of us as nubcake syndrome. It makes me say horrible, cruel things to new members here randomly. So, now that I've shared something ever so personal, I'd just like to say......shut, the fuck up. 'Kay.

[RomzGuy!]

I...I've never been so hurt before. :\ Look, I apologize if I've ever been rude to you, or shown you any form of disrespect. It's just that I suffer from an illness known to some of us as nubcake syndrome. It makes me say horrible, cruel things to new members here randomly. So, now that I've shared something ever so personal, I'd just like to say......shut, the fuck up. 'Kay.

You shut up you ass hole.

[Raype]

oh my god. if all the mods treat members like that this place is awful.

Oh it's awful all right.

But strangely addictive.

Like a bad movie. Sure, it sucks but you just can't look away. And eventually it grows on you and you kind of enjoy it.

And that's when the guy in the trenchcoat knocks you over the head with a bat and has his way with you in a back alley.

[Mikey_]

only when he's drunk, but he has to be really fucking drunk though

Tch, yeah, you'd know, right?

I...

..wait...

[Mikey_]

You shut up you ass hole.

You're going to make me cry. Why are you being so mean to me?

[Sprung]

You shut up you ass hole.

I said he was kidding. Are you a friend of crackerjack's?

[Raype]

I...I've never been so hurt before. :\ Look, I apologize if I've ever been rude to you, or shown you any form of disrespect. It's just that I suffer from an illness known to some of us as nubcake syndrome. It makes me say horrible, cruel things to new members here randomly. So, now that I've shared something ever so personal, I'd just like to say......shut, the fuck up. 'Kay.

You might want to take it down a notch.

Okay, coming from me that's probably sounding insane, but you're kind of tearing into the new guy just a tad too hard man.

Now cool down with some sprung is short jokes and probably a couple snkupo likes anal wisecracks.

[Mikey_]

You might want to take it down a notch.

Okay, coming from me that's probably sounding insane, but you're kind of tearing into the new guy just a tad too hard man.

Now cool down with some sprung is short jokes and probably a couple snkupo likes anal wisecracks.

Yes sir!

[Raype]

Yes sir!

Holy shit, did someone just take me seriously?

Uh... fuck, I feel odd.

Quick, somebody give me something to misquote or turn into a joke about DCK's fatass girlfriend! Before I become serious!