Oh you do.
Heh heh heh.
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT ASS!
About the only way to get banned here is to
A.) Come on to him
B.) Post porn
C.) post warez
D.) be an asshole and actually be serious about it.
As long as you throw in plenty of

and <3 you can say anything.
Watch this.
Sprung, you're short, old, have a tiny penis, and I fucked your dad. He gave me the worst blowjob since that time I fucked your mom.
Now watch as I don't get banned.