The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Strongbad]

I don't have any of those Sprung.

[Sprung]

I lie as bad as I study.

[Raype]

You shut up! I totally just went and dug up my textbook from under a pile of dirty clothes.

I hope the book wasn't too close to your jerk sock, otherwise the pages will be stuck together.

I don't have any of those Sprung.

We've seen your batman pic.

You either have pornographic movies or porn games.

And although I'm going with the latter, I still say anyone with porn games already has a huge stash of porn flicks.

[Strongbad]

My study methods are greater than that of the average bear. I get A's and B's with very little of it. Do I retain the information after the class has ended? Not most of the time, but I still do very little work compared to most others.

[Strongbad]

I hope the book wasn't too close to your jerk sock, otherwise the pages will be stuck together.



We've seen your batman pic.

You either have pornographic movies or porn games.

And although I'm going with the latter, I still say anyone with porn games already has a huge stash of porn flicks.

No, I use an entire blanket to absorb my huge loads.

That pic was shopped.

[Sprung]

No, I use an entire blanket to absorb my huge loads.

That statement was shopped.

[Raype]

My study methods are greater than that of the average bear. I get A's and B's with very little of it. Do I retain the information after the class has ended? Not most of the time, but I still do very little work compared to most others.

Yeah, but you spend a lot of time procrastinating and barely getting shit done. Sooner or later, that'll catch up to you. Still in high school or at a low level college I presume?

Yeah, I spit on thee.

No, I use an entire blanket to absorb my huge loads.

That pic was shopped.

The pic was not shopped. You were shopped. Your mom was shopped. But that TV? not shopped.

[Strongbad]

Misquote.


NO YOUR MESSAGE IS NOT LONG ENOUGH!

[Raype]

Misquote.


NO YOUR PENIS IS NOT LONG ENOUGH!

Ha ha, strongbad's not longbad.

Get it?

Get it?

[Strongbad]

Yeah, but you spend a lot of time procrastinating and barely getting shit done. Sooner or later, that'll catch up to you. Still in high school or at a low level college I presume?

Yeah, I spit on thee.

Lower level of College. The thing is, it won't catch up to me. I can step it up when I need to do so. I am very good at working the system we know as education. In the past I have worked for days on research projects and what have you. I just know when the time is right for procrastination.

[Jase]

I might be getting my new tattoo's, like tonite =/

[Strongbad]

I might be getting my new tattoo's, like tonite =/

Only do it if you get one that says, "I want you inside of me." That could save your life in some situations.

[Raype]

Lower level of College. The thing is, it won't catch up to me. I can step it up when I need to do so. I am very good at working the system we know as education. In the past I have worked for days on research projects and what have you. I just know when the time is right for procrastination.

Sure, keep telling yourself that.

Well see what the future has in store for...

whatever your name is.

I don't care.

But from this point forth I shall call you "crash".

Because that's what you do.

to cars.

Repeatedly.

I might be getting my new tattoo's, like tonite =/

Ever considered scaring illiterate people with all that text?

[Jase]

Only do it if you get one that says, "I want you inside of me." That could save your life in some situations.

I can do that. SRSLY thou, mum's goin to get my "Mother you there? i love you, i never ment to hit you over the head with that shovel"

[Strongbad]

Sure, keep telling yourself that.

Well see what the future has in store for...

whatever your name is.

I don't care.

But from this point forth I shall call you "crashman".

Because that's what you do.

to cars.

Repeatedly.

At least I have the best music in the game.