What game have you recently beaten?

[crusher]

Confusing?

*spoiler*

The main character, who is nameless but now shall be called buttsex for the purpose of simplicity, has a hard on for this broad, who I shall call cockmuncher. Apparently there's some sort of prediction/prophecy that cockmuncher is going to cause problems so some dude pwns her hard. Buttsex, being an emo, then steals a magic sword that'll allow him to meet that demon who has the ability to bring the dead back to life. After going to the "forbidden land", buttsex learns that he must kill the 16 colossi in order to bring cockmuncher back. These colossi contain parts of demon dude, and once they die the demon asswipe parts go into the nearest object, namely buttsex. Once all 16 get pwnd, emon is complete again and inside buttsex. Then those dudes show up, who are somehow connected to the sword and the colossi, due to separating demon dude into 16 peices with the sword or something. Then buttsex gets ownd. But it's already too late since demon asshole has already taken over. This is probably what that whole profecy deal was, she would somehow be involved in bringing demon bitchface back. Of course by pwning her, they pretty much guaranteed it'd happen. Or not. The story is too minimalistic with details. Buttsex then goes postal on their asses.But they get away and use the sword to rape demon hard. Cockmuncher then wakes up, apparently demon motherfucker kept his promise, and buttsex is now reverted back into a horny child. And they all lived happily ever after in the upper levels of shitstain tower.

The end.

You are wrong, but also right. The story is minimalistic for a reason. It's up to you to interpret it yourself. You call Darmin a "demon dude" but does the game ever tell you that he really is evil? Perhaps it's those who banished him that are evil? And same applies for the collosi. Are they evil monsters or just innocent beings that gets slain one after the other by the wanderer?

The truth is that nobody can give an definite answer to every plot detail. You have to find your own answers.

[Raype]

You are wrong, but also right. The story is minimalistic for a reason. It's up to you to interpret it yourself. You call Darmin a "demon dude" but does the game ever tell you that he really is evil? Perhaps it's those who banished him that are evil? And same applies for the collosi. Are they evil monsters or just innocent beings that gets slain one after the other by the wanderer?

The truth is that nobody can give an definite answer to every plot detail. You have to find your own answers.

Well that was mostly because I didn't completely recall the name. It was something similar to demon (darmin? Yeah, that was it) from what I recalled, so that's what I went with.

And I was mostly going with a literal statement of things stated in the game, rather than trying to get into interpretation. Chick dies, dude steals sword. Dude brings back big thing sealed in colossi. dude dies. Dude gets taken over by big black thing. Big black thing then gets resealed/killed. Dude comes back as baby, along with chick. I wasn't exactly trying to say anyone is good or evil in that.

But yeah, I know what you mean with the interpretation.

Postal 2. No end boss? Lame. The raining cats part of the final run home was pretty cool, though

It lets you kill gary coleman, what more do you want?

[crusher]

Well that was mostly because I didn't completely recall the name. It was something similar to demon (darmin? Yeah, that was it) from what I recalled, so that's what I went with.

And I was mostly going with a literal statement of things stated in the game, rather than trying to get into interpretation. Chick dies, dude steals sword. Dude brings back big thing sealed in colossi. dude dies. Dude gets taken over by big black thing. Big black thing then gets resealed/killed. Dude comes back as baby, along with chick. I wasn't exactly trying to say anyone is good or evil in that.

But yeah, I know what you mean with the interpretation.

All right as long as we travel on the same track I'm all good.

[Jetsetlemming]

It lets you kill gary coleman, what more do you want?

Rawr.

[Fer!]

Rawr.

I hate you.


I was gonna search for that pic. :X

[crusher]

Yesterday I beat Final Fantasy II (GBA). The Emperor was a piece of cake once I equipped the Blood Sword. Unlocked Souls of Rebirth but there is no way in hell that I will play that. Mirrored Jade Path and Pandemonium? No thanks!

Oh and the encounter rate is way too high...

[Fer!]

Oh and the encounter rate is way too high...

That's why I stopped playing it, it was bullshit.

[crusher]

That's why I stopped playing it, it was bullshit.

Understandable. Also, it takes too long to level-up magic. They are almost useless from the start to the end. The only magic I had at a higher level was cure. But it only reached 16... -____-

[Banned]

Just beat Rayman Raving Rabbids (NDS), it's not like the other versions, on the DS it's a sidescrolling platformer and is quite good. I didn't want it to end

[sageoftheyoyo]

FFXII was..interesting. Beat it in the 3rd week it was out, then went back and "100% beat it". Meh. No comment

[kupo]

I completed Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin - Nintendo DS today

[Banned]

Garfield's Nightmare (NDS), I was desperate for something to play...

[kupo]

Garfield's Nightmare (NDS), I was desperate for something to play...

How long and good is it?

[Banned]

How long and good is it?

It's not bad, something a child could beat, 20 levels (including 4 bosses).

[Fer!]

Please, tell me that the mail man is one of the bosses.