Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
Like who?

If you say Heihachi, I'll rape you in the eye.

You're just mad because he knocks people around with those super punches.

Nah, I wear a condom. It protects against that sort of thing.

Har har har. Phail.
Uh, what?

The following characters are more worthy of being on the Tekken V cover than Jin is:

- Hwoarang
- Yoshi
- Brian
- Heihachi
- Kazuya
- Dr. What's-his-Face
- Roger, Roger Jr., the mother and just about any kangaroo you can find.
- Panda, Kuma, Devil, Angel, Ogre, True Ogre.
- Paul. He was the strongest fighter in Tekken II!
- Baek
- The fat guy
- King
- Armor King
- Original King
- That guy in the jungle.. or is that original king? Yeah, why am I doing this again?

No, I'd be okay if he actually did have some super punches, but he doesn't. Hwoarang is all "no special moves? Weak, yo, weak!".