The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Raype]

I invented the QP, Quad Penetration. Beat that motherfucker.

I invented both the lincoln (dick through the back of the head by suprise) and the eye drop (it's like a facial, but you have to get as much in the eye as possible).

Now who's better?

[Strongbad]

I invented both the lincoln (dick through the back of the head by suprise) and the eye drop (it's like a facial, but you have to get as much in the eye as possible).

Now who's better?

The eye drop is nothing special, but the Lincoln is something special. I am still better though because I am American.

[Raype]

Yeah, the modes and endings in Soul Calibur 3 trump 2's, but I was talking about the battle screen.

They do.

Also, chronicles of the sword is fucking great.

Too bad the characters seem to be getting lamer and lamer as the series goes on.

PS3 is £420 on release.

You can't be spending that much on a games console...

Nonsense, you spend more than that every 4-6 years to upgrade your computer to play the new games, spending it on a console that'll last that long is pointless.

Also, free/cheap online gaming.

[Raype]

The eye drop is nothing special, but the Lincoln is something special. I am still better though because I am American.

Says you.

Know how many girls are wearing eye patches because of me?

Not to mention the glass eyes.

And my lincoln is the best... I think. Too bad nobody has survived it yet so I could know whether or not they enjoyed it. So far I only have the look of extasy and shock on the faces to go by. Judging from the looks, I'd say I'm a god of sex.

[Strongbad]

Says you.

Know how many girls are wearing eye patches because of me?

Not to mention the glass eyes.

And my lincoln is the best... I think. Too bad nobody has survived it yet so I could know whether or not they enjoyed it. So far I only have the look of extasy and shock on the faces to go by. Judging from the looks, I'd say I'm a god of sex.

Well, I am God.

[Banned]

Me:
I'm horny.
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
Will you suck me off?
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Oh, come on, you know you want to.
God:
Right on. " I am using my mouth for Good not Evil."? Do I want to do it?. And I know it.
Me:
Suck me off, now.
God:
Right now? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Yes, right now.
God:
At this moment Gosh!
Me:
Get to it.
God:
Where can I get to it?
Me:
In my bedroom.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
I worked for it, just like you're about to.

[Raype]

Well, I am God.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

Wait, maybe those polytheists were right.

So, whaddya say we make every peice of clothing on the planet explode?

[Banned]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

Wait, maybe those polytheists were right.

So, whaddya say we make every peice of clothing on the planet explode?

I was born with highly explosive semen, which explains what happened to hiroshimo...

[Raype]

I was born with highly explosive semen, which explains what happened to hiroshimo...

You were born in japan?

That explains the needle dick.

[Banned]

You were born in japan?

That explains the needle dick.

No, I was born in the USA, but I did visit, and fuck all their women, and the emperor.

[Raype]

No, I was born in the USA, but I did visit, and fuck all their women, and the emperor.

I'd say something funny here, but Banned just said the funniest thing ever.

Banned, getting laid.

:X

Yeah, that'll never happen.

And I'm tired, need some z's.

/gone

[Curses]

Thats not all that bad.

It is because you're probably going to beat the life out of it, on top of other things.

Nonsense, you spend more than that every 4-6 years to upgrade your computer to play the new games

I don't.

Also, free/cheap online gaming.

No!


Please watch this montage of awesomeness (trailers)

http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=2649

Apparently, they are fairly old but it's the first I've seen of them.

Lightning (as she's known) kicks ass, no question. And you see those battle commands...but they seemed integrated into a motion sequence.
Also, I didn't see any party members. She don't need a man!


And if you have time on your hands/distracting you from your conversation, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7MgIHzMDnA

It gets off to a slow start, but from second match onwards, things start picking up. Especially when he pulls off some...THING at 4:34.

[X-Head]

So today was payday.. I went and bought a DS, ordered a R4DS, and a 1GB microsd.

What games should I get so far I have:
Metroid Prime: Hunters
Metroid Prime Pinball
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
New Super Mario Bros.
Elite Beat Agents
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Justice for All
Yoshi's Island DS
Trauma Center: Under the Knife
Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
Super Mario 64 DS
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
WarioWare: Touched!
Izuna Legend of the Unemployed Ninja
Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
Mega Man ZX
Mario Kart DS
Sonic Rush

[Inferno.]

You've listed like all the decent DS games already.

[Inferno.]

Resident Evil DS is nice too though