The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Raype]

I can't tell you what I know. That way I won't accidentally give away my plans.

You plan to talk Matt into letting you stay here, then sneaking into my room to rape and/or kidnap me.

Close so far?

He wouldn't do that.

Now if you want a judas, Jeremy is definantly where it's at.

Fucker once pointed out my erection during the whole "stand for morning announcements" thing.

I'll fucking kiill him and eat his soul.

If he wasn't half a country away.

Some guy offered him a rimjob.

And he took it.

[Raype]

Fucking credit card declined. Damnit, I messed up one thing and now I have to go through even more shit. I was looking forward to sleeping too.

You're welcome!

Don't mess with me. I can do shit to you that they won't even mention in japanese porn. Yes, it's THAT bad.

[Curses]

That's not my penis.

It's a joke.

Dude come on, my ballsack is clearly a fist.

And that's clearly an oversized pen.

Borrowed from one of the other inhabitants of casa de Ray. For kinky anal games with strippers.

...I still have this!

[Raype]

Goddamn it, gotta stop giving out info about myself.

Dammit, I knew this beer tasted vaguely of truth serum!

[Raype]

...I still have this!

Xerox it a couple hundred times, then get back to me.

[Strongbad]

You plan to talk Matt into letting you stay here, then sneaking into my room to rape and/or kidnap me.

Close so far?

He wouldn't do that.

Now if you want a judas, Jeremy is definantly where it's at.

Fucker once pointed out my erection during the whole "stand for morning announcements" thing.

I'll fucking kiill him and eat his soul.

If he wasn't half a country away.

Some guy offered him a rimjob.

And he took it.

Sounds like a fungi to me. C wat I did thar?

Is the rimjob story for real? If so, that is awesome.

[Strongbad]

You're welcome!

Don't mess with me. I can do shit to you that they won't even mention in japanese porn. Yes, it's THAT bad.

What is the worst they have to offer? It can't be bukkake because thats not even bad.

[Raype]

Sounds like a fungi to me. C wat I did thar?

Is the rimjob story for real? If so, that is awesome.

Yes. Bad strongbad! *smacks strongbad on nose with newspaper*

Yes. Some guy gave him a rimjob. Sure, it's long hours and hard work, but in the end it's supposed to be worth it. His parents are so proud they tell everyone he got a rimjob.

We even got him a cake, congradulations on your rimjob.

It was awesome.

[Strongbad]

Yes. Bad strongbad! *smacks strongbad on nose with newspaper*

Yes. Some guy gave him a rimjob. Sure, it's long hours and hard work, but in the end it's supposed to be worth it. His parents are so proud they tell everyone he got a rimjob.

We even got him a cake, congradulations on your rimjob.

It was awesome.

Ok, now I know that you must be lying.

[Raype]

What is the worst they have to offer? It can't be bukkake because thats not even bad.

You think bukkake is bad?

Nah, that's the softcore shit.

The real stuff barely ever leaves the country, because people everywhere are disgusted by it.

Girls covered in pig organs having sex with corpses.

Crime scene photos.

Girls cutting themselves with knives while a guy licks the blood out of the wound.

And that's the stuff they aren't hiding.

Look deeper, and it gets fucked. Like, really fucked.

Sidenote: I swear a lot.

[Raype]

Ok, now I know that you must be lying.

No lies here

[Strongbad]

You think bukkake is bad?

Nah, that's the softcore shit.

The real stuff barely ever leaves the country, because people everywhere are disgusted by it.

Girls covered in pig organs having sex with corpses.

Crime scene photos.

Girls cutting themselves with knives while a guy licks the blood out of the wound.

And that's the stuff they aren't hiding.

Look deeper, and it gets fucked. Like, really fucked.

Sidenote: I swear a lot.

I have seen worse.

[kupo]

There are no facts on Wikipedia.

[kupo]

I have seen worse.

I've experienced worse

[Strongbad]

No lies here

Oh wait, he works at RIM? So then he has a rim job. Clever. :X