You think that was quality, you should see my penis.
I think you may be onto something.Originally Posted by Strongbad
Probably a mix of barbituates and cocaine.
It may be a gutter, but it's MY gutter.Originally Posted by Hypnos
Plus, the gutter has the hottest sluttiest chicks.
I can't leave them alone. These people need a leader. To show them the way to the promised land.
Which is in my pants.
But there's only three bedrooms.
Alright, fine. But you're sleeping on the couch.
I would, but these are sluts, not whores.Originally Posted by Colored
Unfortunately the customers keep arguing down the price until it hits nothing. They can smell a slut a mile away.
Which is probably because they haven't bathed since the 20th century and soak in a mixture of beer, vomit, urine, and semen.