The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Raype]

You sure that isn't a Christian website? Oh boy, I shouldn't have said that. To bad my backspace key is broken. I am going to hell for that one. Naw, I think I will be ok, my Jesus has a sense of humor.

My Jesus is Mexican and buys me beer. He also has this weird thing with chinese food. He also pronounces it Hesus. Damn, those church dudes got it all wrong.

Your dreams must scare the hell out of your psychiatrist.

You should've seen me before I went to a shrink.

I could make people's ears bleed just by describing certain sexual acts.

They'd usually gouge their eyes out and go insane shortly after.

[Sprung]

Pool's Closed

How'd you get in


/gone

I'm the maintenance man. I gots teh keyz.

[Strongbad]

Oh, I mailed the KKK once when I was working on a school project.

A bastard named Travis said I was unworthy of his time, and they also didn't want the money I, for some reason, pretended I was willing to donate. I told him to fuck off, and that the southern black association of schools and colleges (or whatever) would get my money instead. He didn't reply.

What kind of school project?

My Jesus is Mexican and buys me beer. He also has this weird thing with chinese food. He also pronounces it Hesus. Damn, those church dudes got it all wrong.

What!!!?!?!?! Jesus is WHITE!

[Raype]

Boo. Too much plot, I'd lose my hard on.

The decent ones have plot to set the sex. Otherwise you'd open the book to find some dude nailing a cat while giving oral to another dude with absolutely no explaination of how they got there.

I look like I just got out of a pool.

Damn kids hopping my fence again getting into my pool.

Oh, I mailed the KKK once when I was working on a school project.

A bastard named Travis said I was unworthy of his time, and they also didn't want the money I, for some reason, pretended I was willing to donate. I told him to fuck off, and that the southern black association of schools and colleges (or whatever) would get my money instead. He didn't reply.

I once emailed them 100's of times images of two black guys having sex with each other.

I picture some redneck exploding in anger somewhere.

[Raype]

What!!!?!?!?! Jesus is WHITE!

Nuh uh!

Unless he turned white because he bled to death.

You can get suprisingly pale due to severe blood loss.

Just ask that dude I sliced in two.

Oh how he screamed and screamed...

[Strongbad]

Nuh uh!

Unless he turned white because he bled to death.

You can get suprisingly pale due to severe blood loss.

Just ask that dude I sliced in two.

Oh how he screamed and screamed...

Ur gonna goes ta hell!

[Elmdor]

What kind of school project?

Nothing all too interesting. Actually, I made atleast 5 project/mini-projects on that subject back in junior high. I used to know alot about them, have no idea why though.

Oh, and five teachers asked me if I was a racist. I didn't say a single good thing about them.. what do they think?

You win, Ray.

[Raype]

Ur gonna goes ta hell!

There's a good chance that'll happen anyway.

If I'm going down I might as well have a good time doing it.

You win, Ray.

What, no i didn't really do that.

I might be crazy, but I don't have a deathwish.

I mean I live in fucking redneckville. The Klan is probably active here. I think.

[Strongbad]

There's a good chance that'll happen anyway.

If I'm going down I might as well have a good time doing it.

Just change your Jesus so that you can go to heaven. That is how it works.

[Elmdor]

What, no i didn't really do that.

I might be crazy, but I don't have a deathwish.

I mean I live in fucking redneckville. The Klan is probably active here. I think.

You suck.

I only mailed them from a school computer, and I used a classmates e-mail. Seriously, you don't mess with the Klan.. they're powerful.

[Strongbad]

You suck.

I only mailed them from a school computer, and I used a classmates e-mail. Seriously, you don't mess with the Klan.. they're powerful.

Not really, they are a pretty big joke these days.

[Raype]

Just change your Jesus so that you can go to heaven. That is how it works.

Screw that.

I'm my own jesus.

Hell I even hang out with a couple jerks with names somewhat like those apostle fucks.

And we drink.

And spend time with large groups of people who worship me.

And my girlfriend is a whore.

Come on, I'm so totally the second coming.

[Raype]

You suck.

I only mailed them from a school computer, and I used a classmates e-mail. Seriously, you don't mess with the Klan.. they're powerful.

Will do.

Yeah. Bunch of dudes with beat up pickup trucks and hunting rifles dressed as ghosts has never been scarier.

[Strongbad]

Screw that.

I'm my own jesus.

Hell I even hang out with a couple jerks with names somewhat like those apostle fucks.

And we drink.

And spend time with large groups of people who worship me.

And my girlfriend is a whore.

Come on, I'm so totally the second coming.

People worship you? Like lots of people or just frat boys? As long as you form your own religion and make whatever you do right you are in the clear.

[Sprung]

I think I shall go to bed now.

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