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Thread: The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    No we're not.

    Now go back to playing with your 3 1/4 floppy
    5 1/2, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    15 minutes?

    Pfft, even DCK lasts longer than that.
    He can watch them for that long? Her man-friend is an animal

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    15 minutes?

    Pfft, even DCK lasts longer than that.
    Hey, I was under a lot of pressure.

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Call your girlfriend, maybe she can explain it to you.

    Since she's clearly told you you're not allowed to have an independant thought.
    and how did she take that away from me?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    And 10 inche...

    crap. You people are too young for records.
    I was actually putting on some old records last night, yes the actual vinyl. Prince and Meatloaf all the way son!

    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I'm disgusted.

    You like Justin?

    EWW,

    I won't touch you again.

    Freak.
    I don't find myself attracted to him, but I do admire his style.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Only because you melted down my grill.
    Grill as in teeth? Yeah, my penis was too hot for your mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    and how did she take that away from me?
    You're whipped.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    and how did she take that away from me?
    Apparently she took "see the obvious" away from you too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    5 1/2, bitch.
    8 inch.

    Oldskool.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung
    He can watch them for that long? Her man-friend is an animal
    So's his girl.

    A whale to be more precise.

    He stuck it in her blowhole.

    Quote Originally Posted by NFM
    Hey, I was under a lot of pressure.
    Hey, you were to one who said crusher should be on top.

    I advised against it, but you just had to do it.

    So, how're those crushed ribs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Hey, you were to one who said crusher should be on top.

    I advised against it, but you just had to do it.

    So, how're those crushed ribs?
    Hah. Clever.

    I'll have you know that he works out these days. Lots, actually.

    He somehow manages to eat and play video games while doing it though.

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I don't find myself attracted to him, but I do admire his style.


    Grill as in teeth? Yeah, my penis was too hot for your mouth.
    Either way, you're having pleasant thoughts about guys. That's gay. Balls will most surely be touching soon.

    Yes. Friction burn on my tongue too. I sound funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by DCK
    and how did she take that away from me?
    If video games taught me anything, I'd say she has a high charisma stat and either diplomacy or charm, and used that to turn you into a love slave.

    Much like I did in that RPG porn classic Breast of Fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    Hah. Clever.

    I'll have you know that he works out these days. Lots, actually.

    He somehow manages to eat and play video games while doing it though.
    Masturbating while wearing a wrist watch does not count as lifting weights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Either way, you're having pleasant thoughts about guys. That's gay. Balls will most surely be touching soon.

    Yes. Friction burn on my tongue too. I sound funny.
    No balls will be touching ever.



    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    If video games taught me anything, I'd say she has a high charisma stat and either diplomacy or charm, and used that to turn you into a love slave.

    Much like I did in that RPG porn classic Breast of Fire.
    That was seriously hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Masturbating while wearing a wrist watch does not count as lifting weights.
    I told him something like that aswell.

    Still.. how does he manage to eat, masturbate and play video games at the same time?

    Stupid, talented danes..

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    I told him something like that aswell.

    Still.. how does he manage to eat, masturbate and play video games at the same time?

    Stupid, talented danes..
    http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/3749

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