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Thread: The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    WHAT?



    Yes you.

    I figured that was the sure fire way to get you online.

    Use the word "whipped".


    damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    On a totally unrelated note, someone has to teach me how to use commas.
    Using commas is like fucking a cheap whore.

    You just put it anywhere and hope nobody notices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    Yeah, it's a bitch. Sometimes I'd get lucky and get it going in a few minutes; one time it took me almost four hours.
    That sounds painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    Yeah, it's a bitch. Sometimes I'd get lucky and get it going in a few minutes; one time it took me almost four hours.
    Really?

    Usually I just watch porn and it's going in a few seconds.

    A few hours later my hands are sore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Really?

    Usually I just watch porn and it's going in a few seconds.

    A few hours later my hands are sore.
    Hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I love you.

    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    WHAT?
    My PS2, it likes big and shiny....


    DVD's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Hours.
    Hey, I do it so much I'm pretty dry.

    I also make that slurping noise like a straw during sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Hey, I do it so much I'm pretty dry.

    I also make that slurping noise like a straw during sex.
    :\

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Hey, I do it so much I'm pretty dry.

    I also make that slurping noise like a straw during sex.
    I've never heard straws having sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Using commas is like fucking a cheap whore.

    You just put it anywhere and hope nobody notices.
    Problem is that I put them everywhere. I think the things I write, and put a comma at every point I would take a paus if I were speaking. Like, for instance, infront of a fucking "and".

    I really want to say something clever now, but I'm currently busy sucking on a spoon, and I just can't think very well while I'm doing something else.

    I don't know you, you're not my friend.

    I'm full of good ideas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Really?

    Usually I just watch porn and it's going in a few seconds.

    A few hours later my hands are sore.
    I guess you don't have fingerprints anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I've never heard straws having sex
    The sound you hear when you slurp, from a straw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post

    My PS2, it likes big and shiny....


    DVD's.
    I caught a dvd once.

    The China Syndrome.

    Apparently only fucking the ones that cough isn't as smart as it origionally sounded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    The sound you hear when you slurp, from a straw?
    OMG


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars View Post
    Problem is that I put them everywhere. I think the things I write, and put a comma at every point I would take a paus if I were speaking. Like, for instance, infront of a fucking "and".
    Makes sense to me.

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