The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Raype]

he's a virgin and i'm the one with the 8 icher lol.

Yeah, you have 8 inches.

On an inaccurate ruler.

Which gives me about 80 feet.

You're probably hung like a gnat.

[Corey]

Me and strongbad took turns fucking her.

Then we used a baseball bat.

Then an umbrella.

You figure it out.

Don't fucking lie! Strongbad doesn't have a penis.

[Sprung]

Don't fucking lie! Strongbad doesn't have a penis.

I think it was left sticking in the telephone pole.

[Raype]

Don't fucking lie! Strongbad doesn't have a penis.

Yes he does.

He stole it from that hitch hiker he killed.

By "Killed" I mean he sodomized him with a knife then cut off his dick.

Killing him.

[Raype]

I think it was left sticking in the telephone pole.

Dammit, gotta spread some rep now.

[Sprung]

Yes he does.

He stole it from that hitch hiker he killed.

By "Killed" I mean he sodomized him with a knife then cut off his dick.

Killing him.

He cut off his own dick?

[polobunny]

Damn she still has her english play to read, talk about crap. v__v
/waits!

[Corey]

I think it was left sticking in the telephone pole.

I want to rep, but I don't want to rep a shitload of people. remind me in about 3 weeks.

[Raype]

He cut off his own dick?

Yes.

He then replaced it with a metal dick.

He probably lost it though.

According to legend some kid found strongbad's metal dick hanging from his doorknob when he arrived home from a makeout session.

[Sprung]

[QUOTE="Ray";879002]Yes.

He then replaced it with a metal dick.

He probably lost it though.

According to legend some kid found strongbad's metal dick hanging from his doorknob when he arrived home from a makeout session.[/QUOTE]

[PIE][B][COLOR="black"]woah[/COLOR][/B][/PIE]

[Sprung]

shit. I screwed that one up.

[Raype]

		woah

Pie breaks everything.

It also burns your cock if you don't let the pie cool first.

[Corey]

Yes.

He then replaced it with a metal dick.

He probably lost it though.

According to legend some kid found strongbad's metal dick hanging from his doorknob when he arrived home from a makeout session.

Ummm.

[Mikey_]

Pie breaks everything.

It also burns your cock if you don't let the pie cool first.

[The Joker]

Chris:first before I tell you anything you have to tell my girl that your sorry about your email that you sent her ass hole

Me:First you tell her it was the truth. Then I'll tell her I did it all out of spite because Laura and you wouldn't stop talking. But from my perspective it was all true. As per what Laura told me.