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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    What I want to know is how can I get inside Taylor.

    What? I'd still do her.
    I'd still do her too. Trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Ah. Now I just see a my hand. In the shape of a hand.
    Now, bend all fingers, then insert the fist into your ass.

    Pump it back and forth until you ejactulate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Now, bend all fingers, then insert the fist into your ass.

    Pump it back and forth until you ejactulate.
    Hmmm. Are you sure this is what I'm supposed to do? I don't even like taking a shit. And that's coming out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I'd still do her too. Trust me.
    Yeah, but I'm older, better looking, and I'm good in bed.

    Simply put, I'll do her before you will.

    Quote Originally Posted by Necro
    Hmmm. Are you sure this is what I'm supposed to do? I don't even like taking a shit. And that's coming out.
    Keep going. Eventually you'll get it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Simply put, I'll do her before you will.
    I hope you have a time machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I hope you have a time machine.
    I do.

    It's in my closet.

    Right next to Strongbad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I do.

    It's in my closet.

    Right next to Strongbad.
    Damnit! Strongbad probably fucked it up though. He sticks his dick in anything it will fit in. And, that's pretty much anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Damnit! Strongbad probably fucked it up though. He sticks his dick in anything it will fit in. And, that's pretty much anything.
    That's not a problem.

    Everyone knows my time machine runs on the fucks capicitor.

    It uses semen to generate power for time travel.

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    Mikey, your Adobe PS CS2 bar is out of spec. Fix it, PS nub!
    19px height for a userbar, 350px width.

    I see alot of fuck faces going 20px, ITS 19px get with the standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    Mikey, your Adobe PS CS2 bar is out of spec. Fix it, PS nub!
    19px height for a userbar, 350px width.

    I see alot of fuck faces going 20px, ITS 19px get with the standards.
    DAMN HE"S AN IDIOT! GODDAMN YOU RAY!... Does it really matter? I mean, It's not noticable. Now someone has a shitty bar I've seen though that pissed me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    DAMN HE"S AN IDIOT! GODDAMN YOU RAY!... Does it really matter? I mean, It's not noticable. Now someone has a shitty bar I've seen though that pissed me off.
    Did you quote the wrong person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Did you quote the wrong person?
    Nah, I fucked polo in the ear.

    He's slow now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    That's not a problem.

    Everyone knows my time machine runs on the fucks capicitor.

    It uses semen to generate power for time travel.
    Where'd you get the capacitor? I've been looking for one for a while now.
    "If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
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    Quote Originally Posted by NosRedna View Post
    Where'd you get the capacitor? I've been looking for one for a while now.
    Have you tried your mom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NosRedna View Post
    Where'd you get the capacitor? I've been looking for one for a while now.
    Beats me.

    Some old guy claiming to be me from the future gave me it.

    He also said to avoid 1250 AD.

    Apparently I did something back there that wasn't exactly nice.

    Also, I may or may not have killed lincoln.

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