The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[NosRedna]

Nah, just kinda half awake.

Need more caffeine and alcohol.

1/2 case of Red Bull (or other energy drink)
+1 bottle of hard liquor
=Find out yourself!

[Raype]

Yeah yeah sure. But it's a whole month left till the release! ;O

I can wait.

I have a feeling I'll be using the scrin to rape some loser shortly after the release.

Nothing beats the element of suprise.

Caffeine and alcohol have been proven to be 95% more effective than sleep.

And 500% more fun!

Not to mention a lot less hazardous to your health. Think about it, how many people do you know who died int their sleep? Now how many died while drinking in front of the computer while surfing for porn?

The shortest distance is traveled in a straight line. That is just how I role.

That's not true.

Everyone knows that the shortest distance between two points is to make those two points temporarily exist adjacent to each other, then simply move between the adjoining space, before finally separating said spaces into their respective areas.

[Raype]

1/2 case of Red Bull (or other energy drink)
+1 bottle of hard liquor
=Find out yourself!

That's the recipe for a heart attack.

Funniest shit ever: give a kid (~3-4) an energy drink.

Best thing ever.

[Strongbad]

Everyone knows that the shortest distance between two points is to make those two points temporarily exist adjacent to each other, then simply move between the adjoining space, before finally separating said spaces into their respective areas.

That may be true, but such a task can only be completed by a god such as yourself.

[NosRedna]

That's the recipe for a heart attack.

On a related note, is it really dangerous to drink a whole Redline? I know there's a warning on the bottle.

[Raype]

That may be true, but such a task can only be completed by a god such as yourself.

Or a wormhole generator.

But such things are fiction!

Until I finish my project.

Due to this being the first project to successfully create such a hole in space, I have dubbed it:

The A-hole.

My colleagues, Dr. Crack, and Dr. Butt helped create the device, which I have called "The butt-crack generator".

Using this butt-crack generator, I shall send the ship "phallus" into the a-hole.

[Strongbad]

On a related note, is it really dangerous to drink a whole Redline? I know there's a warning on the bottle.

There are several warnings on the container, including "Do not drink while pregnant," "Keep out of reach of children," and "Do not drink on an empty stomach", amongst other things. Many users have reported that they have experienced trembling, increased body temperature, sweating, headaches, and nausea when consumed on an empty stomach. The product also carries labels warning consumers not to use it if they are under the age of 18.

Where can I buy this amazing beverage?

[Raype]

On a related note, is it really dangerous to drink a whole Redline? I know there's a warning on the bottle.

Nah, I drank almost a case once.

You should be fine.

You won't be able to blink for a while, but that's normal.

Also, you'll urinate like nobody has ever urinated before.

Ever drank yourself stupid then pass out without taking a leak, then wake up 12 hours later and take a piss?

Double or triple that.

[Strongbad]

Or a wormhole generator.

But such things are fiction!

Until I finish my project.

Due to this being the first project to successfully create such a hole in space, I have dubbed it:

The A-hole.

My colleagues, Dr. Crack, and Dr. Butt helped create the device, which I have called "The butt-crack generator".

Using this butt-crack generator, I shall send the ship "phallus" into the a-hole.

Your phallus will surely fail.

[Raype]

Where can I buy this amazing beverage?

Go to the nearest corner store, especially if it's near a university or college.

Chances are if it's half decent it'll be in the back of the shelves, along with other similar drinks.

[Strongbad]

Nah, I drank almost a case once.

You should be fine.

You won't be able to blink for a while, but that's normal.

Also, you'll urinate like nobody has ever urinated before.

Ever drank yourself stupid then pass out without taking a leak, then wake up 12 hours later and take a piss?

Double or triple that.

I once urinated for two and a half minutes.

[NosRedna]

Where can I buy this amazing beverage?

http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/buy/vpx/redline/rtd

Some nutritional stores carry it, but not many.

[Strongbad]

Go to the nearest corner store, especially if it's near a university or college.

Chances are if it's half decent it'll be in the back of the shelves, along with other similar drinks.

Hmmmm, I wonder why I have never noticed this before. Maybe it is because I just haven't looked. When I do find some I will be sure to chug two or three bottles.

[Strongbad]

This freaky scientific breakthrough is the first physique-transforming matrix to coax your body to burn fat through the shivering response. VPX Redline Ready To Drink makes burning fat and getting energized simpler and more delicious than ever.

This seems to good to be true.

[Raype]

Your phallus will surely fail.

Negative.

I've already made the necessary adjustments.

I loaded it up with blue fuel myself.

Also, I lubed the ship so that it'll fit easier into the a hole.

Sometimes the A hole gets a little tight, so a bit of lube goes a long way.

That's also why the phallus has a sloped shape.

It'll streatch the hole bigger, instead of trying to cram it all in at once.