The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Corey]

They you shouldn't have porked her friend.

Hang on now, I never said they were friends. They were, but not good ones. And we might end up back together pretty soon if Hunter keeps being mean to her.

[Raype]

Hang on now, I never said they were friends. They were, but not good ones. And we might end up back together pretty soon if Hunter keeps being mean to her.

Girls never leave the mean boyfriend.

Trust me.

[Banned]

Girls never leave the mean boyfriend.

Trust me.

You must be a gentleman then

[Corey]

Girls never leave the mean boyfriend.

Trust me.

Thanks Ray. Shoot my hopes down. But really things might turn up. I've gone out with some wierd people recently. Crazy nympho girl among them.

[Sprung]

Speaking of me driving. For my composition class I had to write a personal narrative about my wreck. I recieved an A. I did the whole fucking assignment in like an hour. Everyone else in my class reported that they spent fuck loads of time on theirs. Mine was even read in front of the class by the teacher as an example. Why couldn't high school be this easy. I have zero busy work in my classes, which is very unlike high school.

I did the same thing with a story about my divorce. It was easy to write, since it was just a written chronology of my thoughts a feelings. I got an A too.

[Corey]

You must be a gentleman then

You sir, are comically arousing.

[Banned]

Thanks Ray. Shoot my hopes down. But really things might turn up. I've gone out with some wierd people recently. Crazy nympho girl among them.

So... you're not with the crazy nympho girl?

[Strongbad]

See, there is your answer.

Some people write when they're fucked up on drugs.

Some people (like me) write best when drunk.

Some people write best in certain towns.

You write best after a life threatening car wreck.

*hands strongbad keys*

Good luck.



And that's different from every other night how?

Except your driver's test.

I write best in any situation and I did not fail my drivers test. A blind, deaf, and quadrapalegic retard could pass that thing.

[Corey]

Old

I couldn't think of an old joke.

[Mikey_]

Aaawww!

[Sprung]

I couldn't think of an old joke.

I'm sorry, what?

[Strongbad]

I did the same thing with a story about my divorce. It was easy to write, since it was just a written chronology of my thoughts a feelings. I got an A too.

Real men get A's.

[Banned]

I'm sorry, what?

eyesight going now? damn old age must suck.

[Corey]

So... you're not with the crazy nympho girl?

Just lemme emphasize crazy for a minute. Now, I like sex. Alot. But when you get a BJ in a public area(Movie Theater) It gets kinda wierd. She was the horniest person I've ever known. Even more than Ray.

[Raype]

You must be a gentleman then

Extremely.

Of course I can be a jerk as well, which means I've got girls all over the place.

Thanks Ray. Shoot my hopes down. But really things might turn up. I've gone out with some wierd people recently. Crazy nympho girl among them.

See, here's your problem, you're too focused on one chick to get with another.

While you wait for Taylor to finish banging random asshole, start doing the nasty with crazy nympho. Once she's free, dump her ass and move on. Crazy nymphos don't usually care. They're usually fucking someone else within an hour.

I did the same thing with a story about my divorce. It was easy to write, since it was just a written chronology of my thoughts a feelings. I got an A too.

Wow, I heard that people got married young back in the day, but that's rediculous.

So, how many miles did you have to walk uphill to get the pack of crayons and construction paper?

I couldn't think of an old joke.

That's how it's done.

I write best in any situation and I did not fail my drivers test. A blind, deaf, and quadrapalegic retard could pass that thing.

Then why aren't you?

Evidently...