The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Fer!]

I was the one with braces

Double ouch.

[Raype]

Double ouch.

It's not like they don't bleed down there normally.

I really don't see the big deal.

[NosRedna]

It's not like they don't bleed down there normally.

I really don't see the big deal.

"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die."
-South Park

[Fer!]

Well, poor girl...having her...um, stuff trapped in your braces and you pulling them out, ouch.

So, shaving is the way to go girls.

[NosRedna]

I just found a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook.
I'm gonna have some fun next weekend...

[Raype]

Well, poor girl...having her...um, stuff trapped in your braces and you pulling them out, ouch.

So, shaving is the way to go girls.

Clearly I was kidding.

Of course I would never need braces. I'm perfect.

And the only bleeding in my first sexual encounter was when my dick burst through her chest.

It was at that point that I realized I had an awesome wang.

And that I needed to get out of there before anyone saw me.

And that blood is really fucking hard to get out of clothes.

[NosRedna]

Clearly I was kidding.

Of course I would never need braces. I'm perfect.

And the only bleeding in my first sexual encounter was when my dick burst through her chest.

It was at that point that I realized I had an awesome wang.

And that I needed to get out of there before anyone saw me.

And that blood is really fucking hard to get out of clothes.

Multiple homicide, bestiality, and necrophilia so far.
Keep up the good work!

[Raype]

Multiple homicide, bestiality, and necrophilia so far.
Keep up the good work!

*clears throat*

So I dug up my grandparents and started fucking them, then decided that I needed something fresh. I then fucked my sister, and her little dog too.

The headed to school where I molested several children.

Before finally slicing myself up with a knife while jacking off to bondage porn.

[NosRedna]

*clears throat*

So I dug up my grandparents and started fucking them, then decided that I needed something fresh. I then fucked my sister, and her little dog too.

The headed to school where I molested several children.

Before finally slicing myself up with a knife while jacking off to bondage porn.

Not bad, but it seems a little tame. Maybe you should try having an orgy while bathing in the blood of a thousand virgins.

[Raype]

Not bad, but it seems a little tame. Maybe you should try having an orgy while bathing in the blood of a thousand virgins.

I keep that kind of comment for my 2 am stuff on fridays.

By keeping the stuff tame and lame, I have nowhere to go but up.

[NosRedna]

By keeping the stuff tame and lame, I have nowhere to go but up.

Tame, maybe, but far from lame.
How about cutting someone open and filling the wound with broken glass? It works surprisingly well.

[Raype]

Tame, maybe, but far from lame.
How about cutting someone open and filling the wound with broken glass? It works surprisingly well.

Nah, the glass always cuts them up way too much. Then they either die or pass out from the pain.

I find salt or hot sauce works pretty well.

That or stabbing them repeatedly with tiny needles, usually in the genitals or nipples.

[Ktiger41]

Multiple homicide, bestiality, and necrophilia so far.
Keep up the good work!

lolz. sounds professional.

[Raype]

lolz. sounds professional.

If only I could get paid for doing this.

Wait, I haven't worked in several weeks yet the paychecks keep coming...

Holy shit, I am getting paid to do this.

I fucking rule at life.

[NosRedna]

Nah, the glass always cuts them up way too much. Then they either die or pass out from the pain.

I find salt or hot sauce works pretty well.

That or stabbing them repeatedly with tiny needles, usually in the genitals or nipples.

Why waste hot sauce to cause pain in others when you can use it to cause pain in yourself?

One of my favorites is using either a power sander or planer on a person's fingers. Usually they really start to panic when it hits the bone.