The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Sprung]

So, everything is normal then?


Kind of the same, that and some weird things happening around me.

The dude in your avatar looks like his head is choking on a bowling ball.

[Raype]

So, everything is normal then?

Kind of the same, that and some weird things happening around me.

Pretty much.

'cept this one guy won't stop asking me to fuck him.

Says he goes by the name "strongbad". Anyone you know?

I'd comment on the weird, but weird is normal for me.

Yeah.

[Sprung]

same jokes. different day.

[Fer!]

The dude in your avatar looks like his head is choking on a bowling ball.

I know it's a lame avatar (and sig ) , but I ran out of ideas to do a decent one. I just got tired of the Ninja-Raiden.

So, I'm taking assignments online, and the page won't open, weeee!

[Raype]

I want to hear this story. My Oedipal complex has been acting up lately.

I like the word "festering." Don't you?

It was on the fifth of january, 1993.

The weather was fine, the air was cool, the birds were singing.

I walked to her front door to ask her if she wanted her lawn mowed.

She said yes.

I was then pushed to a back room where I was asked to shave her genitals with an electric razor, not unlike the ones the typical male would own.

Upon completion of the task, she rewarded me with a blowjob.

As she gagged and choked on my massive penis, she began getting delusional, fearing that "the man" was out to get her.

We then smoked some joints, and I fucked her in the ass, since she claimed that was how the government tracked people, often masquerading as aliens giving anal probes to white trash and hillbilly's to track their mating patters, as their high numbers make them perfect voters.

After I finished by unloading my man juice into her ass, a man appeared.

Claiming to be her husband, he stated that he was watching the whole thing, and was planning to release it as a sex tape.

I then proceeded to cut off his balls and steal the tape for myself.

I then sold the tape on the internet.

And wasted the profits in vegas on drugs, hookers, and gambling.

The end.

[Raype]

*stuff*

Yep, that's me alright.

Too much effort to make some new jokes.

It's not like I'm going to waste my good material on you losers.

[NosRedna]

I then proceeded to cut off his balls and steal the tape for myself.

That explains why my little sis doesn't look like my dad.
Very nice.

[Raype]

That explains why my little sis doesn't look like my dad.
Very nice.

You have a little sister?

Pix plz.

[NosRedna]

You have a little sister?

Pix plz.

Alright, I made that up. My customary razor-sharp wit failed to provide me with a stinging comeback, so I lied.
I'm so ashamed...

[Fer!]

Alright, I made that up. My customary razor-sharp wit failed to provide me with a stinging comeback, so I lied.
I'm so ashamed...

Awww, your first time, eh?

[NosRedna]

Awww, your first time, eh?

More like 500th time. I suppose it's more like a sledgehammer-dull wit.

[Raype]

Awww, your first time, eh?

I remember my first time.

Pubic hair and braces do not mix.

[Fer!]

I remember my first time.

Pubic hair and braces do not mix.

Ouch.

[Cyberxion]

Yep, that's me alright.

Too much effort to make some new jokes.

It's not like I'm going to waste my good material on you losers.

Don't you think that's a little out of line? None of your material is good.

[Raype]

Ouch.

I was the one with braces

Don't you think that's a little out of line? None of your material is good.

While that may be true,

BOOOOOOOBS!!!