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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I would like to take this opportunity to say that SNKupo can go to hell.

    I swear I don't have zits or freckles on me.

    However if those are shit stains or vaginal juices, I'll take it back.

    Also, needs more muscle.
    No. They are not vaginal juises or crapshit. Fuck you. Heres a normal Ray:


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    Quote Originally Posted by NosRedna View Post
    I surrender, and declare you "Cockfight Champion."
    Fuck.

    I was hoping to feel your soft warm organs sliding along my penis as you let out that last groan before slumping over dead.

    Then the warm oozing of your blood all over me.

    Now it looks like I'm going to have to go fuck a dog.

    I hope you're happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Fuck.

    I was hoping to feel your soft warm organs sliding along my penis as you let out that last groan before slumping over dead.

    Then the warm oozing of your blood all over me.

    Now it looks like I'm going to have to go fuck a dog.

    I hope you're happy.
    Oh, I am.
    Try something big, like a mastiff. Big dogs put up more of a fight.
    "If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
    -Isaac Asimov


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    Quote Originally Posted by snkupo View Post
    No. They are not vaginal juises or crapshit. Fuck you. Heres a normal Ray:

    Go kill yourself.

    Really.

    Quote Originally Posted by nos
    Try something big, like a mastiff. Big dogs put up more of a fight.
    Actually now that I think about it, I'm feeling kind of exotic.

    Time to fuck a horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Go kill yourself.

    Really.


    Imma getting good in paint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Actually now that I think about it, I'm feeling kind of exotic.

    Time to fuck a horse.
    A horse? Exotic? People have been screwing horses (and vice versa) for years.
    Try a moose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NosRedna View Post
    A horse? Exotic? People have been screwing horses (and vice versa) for years.
    Try a moose.
    I tried that.

    Those fuckers can kick backwards really hard.

    Works best if they're dead first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snkupo View Post


    Imma getting good in paint.
    I still suck, but



    Fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Works best if they're dead first.
    Dead ones get cold pretty quickly, and that gets uncomfortable.

    Can you get arrested for necrophilia if its an animal?
    "If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I still suck, but



    Fun!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NosRedna View Post
    Dead ones get cold pretty quickly, and that gets uncomfortable.

    Can you get arrested for necrophilia if its an animal?
    You can get arrested for necrophilia?

    Shit, I should be public enemy #1 by now.

    Actually, they aren't too good dead either, they tend to still kick, and they shit themselves when they die sometimes.

    Not that shit'll stop me, but it can be kinda gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I still suck, but



    Fun!
    LOL LOL LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by snkupo View Post
    Do not show that to cookie monster.

    That dude'll show up at my front door wanting to eat me.

    And not in the way Brightside did, the bad, other way.

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