Originally Posted by "Ray" I would like to take this opportunity to say that SNKupo can go to hell. I swear I don't have zits or freckles on me. However if those are shit stains or vaginal juices, I'll take it back. Also, needs more muscle. No. They are not vaginal juises or crapshit. Fuck you. Heres a normal Ray:
Originally Posted by NosRedna I surrender, and declare you "Cockfight Champion." Fuck. I was hoping to feel your soft warm organs sliding along my penis as you let out that last groan before slumping over dead. Then the warm oozing of your blood all over me. Now it looks like I'm going to have to go fuck a dog. I hope you're happy.
Originally Posted by "Ray" Fuck. I was hoping to feel your soft warm organs sliding along my penis as you let out that last groan before slumping over dead. Then the warm oozing of your blood all over me. Now it looks like I'm going to have to go fuck a dog. I hope you're happy. Oh, I am. Try something big, like a mastiff. Big dogs put up more of a fight.
"If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." -Isaac Asimov
Originally Posted by snkupo No. They are not vaginal juises or crapshit. Fuck you. Heres a normal Ray: Go kill yourself. Really. Originally Posted by nos Try something big, like a mastiff. Big dogs put up more of a fight. Actually now that I think about it, I'm feeling kind of exotic. Time to fuck a horse.
Originally Posted by "Ray" Go kill yourself. Really. Imma getting good in paint.
Originally Posted by "Ray" Actually now that I think about it, I'm feeling kind of exotic. Time to fuck a horse. A horse? Exotic? People have been screwing horses (and vice versa) for years. Try a moose.
Originally Posted by NosRedna A horse? Exotic? People have been screwing horses (and vice versa) for years. Try a moose. I tried that. Those fuckers can kick backwards really hard. Works best if they're dead first.
Originally Posted by snkupo Imma getting good in paint. I still suck, but Fun!
Originally Posted by "Ray" Works best if they're dead first. Dead ones get cold pretty quickly, and that gets uncomfortable. Can you get arrested for necrophilia if its an animal?
Originally Posted by "Ray" I still suck, but Fun!
Originally Posted by NosRedna Dead ones get cold pretty quickly, and that gets uncomfortable. Can you get arrested for necrophilia if its an animal? You can get arrested for necrophilia? Shit, I should be public enemy #1 by now. Actually, they aren't too good dead either, they tend to still kick, and they shit themselves when they die sometimes. Not that shit'll stop me, but it can be kinda gross.
Originally Posted by "Ray" I still suck, but Fun! LOL LOL LOL
Originally Posted by snkupo Do not show that to cookie monster. That dude'll show up at my front door wanting to eat me. And not in the way Brightside did, the bad, other way.
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