Originally Posted by strongbad Where is this lesbian refference coming from? Your date. You're the bitch.
Originally Posted by strongbad It was awkward hitting puberty before all the other kids. That gave me bragging rights for about 2 years. Where is this lesbian refference coming from? Does it matter? Lesbians can come whenever they want. Especially if it's on me.
Originally Posted by Sprung Your date. You're the bitch. I am so confused.
Originally Posted by Sprung You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.
Originally Posted by "Ray" Does it matter? Lesbians can come whenever they want. Especially if it's on me. Everything is clear now.
Originally Posted by strongbad I am so confused. Nice pickup line. I bet it gets you laid at family reunions.
Originally Posted by strongbad Everything is clear now. Speaking of clear... Is it foggy there? I left a bit ago to go to town, and decided it wasn't worth it.
Originally Posted by Sprung Nice pickup line. I bet it gets you laid at family reunions. 2nd cousins don't count as family.
Originally Posted by strongbad Everything is clear now. Except my urine. Is it normal for it to be red? This is the last time I have sex with a broken bottle.
Originally Posted by strongbad 2nd cousins don't count as family. Then they shouldn't be at the family reunion.
Originally Posted by Sprung Speaking of clear... Is it foggy there? I left a bit ago to go to town, and decided it wasn't worth it. It looks a little foggy, but it is to dark to tell.
Originally Posted by strongbad 1st cousins ain't count as no family. *plays banjo* Nice.
Originally Posted by strongbad It looks a little foggy, but it is to dark to tell. It's really bad here. I was going like 20 mph, and couldn't see more than 20 ft ahead.
Originally Posted by Sprung Then they shouldn't be at the family reunion. Then what am I supposed to mastubate to while hiding under the table?
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Originally Posted by The Joker I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger! The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
Originally Posted by "Ray" Nice. She had a real purty mouth.
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