The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Saril]

like i would ever do such a thing..... to you...


Roux at work.... yes!!! and at home, and on the bus, beach, supermarket, front lawn, roux with Saril in bed, damn

Come and get me then

[Strongbad]

It seems like there's always someone viewing porn on the computer next to me.
Right now, someone is viewing a piece with a woman gobbing a man's cock. Her tits are out. The cock is in full view.

Does that make him gay?

No, it does not.

[Curses]

No, it does not.

You sound angry.
Touched a nerve? Something to confess?

[Fer!]

Ask him if his name is Ray.

[Strongbad]

You sound angry.
Touched a nerve? Something to confess?

I guess I should have thrown in a wacko.

[Curses]

Ask him if his name is Ray.

'kay.

Strongbad! Is your n-...

Nah. Can't be him. I can smell Ray's perversion through the speakers.

*sniffs*

Smells a bit like baby lotion, actually.

[Strongbad]

'kay.

Strongbad! Is your n-...

Nah. Can't be him. I can smell Ray's perversion through the speakers.

*sniffs*

Smells a bit like baby lotion, actually.

I could only hope to be like Ray.

[Raype]

Come and get me then

I fapped.

No really, that's what I've been doing.

It seems like there's always someone viewing porn on the computer next to me.
Right now, someone is viewing a piece with a woman gobbing a man's cock. Her tits are out. The cock is in full view.

Does that make him gay?

Nope. Unless he's looking directly at the cock and thinking about it. Then yes. If he's staring at the tits or the chick they belong to, he's hetero.

If he's staring at her face, he's bi.

Ask him if his name is Ray.

It'd be funny if it was.

Sadly, the only person sitting next to me is a chick.

Wait, lethe, you aren't female are you?

That's hot.

[Fer!]

You all are gay, discussing about porn but not commenting about Saril's pic? I mean, WTF.

Also, repairing sleep FTW

EDIT

I fapped.

No really, that's what I've been doing.

See? He's not gay.

[Raype]

'kay.

Strongbad! Is your n-...

Nah. Can't be him. I can smell Ray's perversion through the speakers.

*sniffs*

Smells a bit like baby lotion, actually.

That's my lube for today.

Tomorrow I try vick's vapor rub.

And on thursday it shall be chocolate sundae sauce.

[Strongbad]

Nope. Unless he's looking directly at the cock and thinking about it. Then yes. If he's staring at the tits or the chick they belong to, he's hetero.

If he's staring at her face, he's bi.

Your logic is absolute.

[Curses]

You all are gay, discussing about porn but not commenting about Saril's pic? I mean, WTF.

Also, repairing sleep FTW

EDIT

See? He's not gay.

I just don't wanna sound 'tarded!


Note to Saril: My walls are blue.

[Raype]

I just don't wanna sound 'tarded!


Note to Saril: My walls are blue.

Mission failed.

My walls are white.

[Curses]

Mission failed.

My walls are white.

My walls are light blue.
That's a bit like white. Isn't it?

My carpet is a darker blue.

My skirting boards are white, though. </win>

[Raype]

EDIT

See? He's not gay.

Got that right.

So to all you homosexuals out there, sorry but the best dick in the world shall never penetrate you in any way.

*pictures ever homo on the planet running off to commit suicide*