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Thread: The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    And then I slap them with my dick.
    :pimp: / :RayDogg:

    Nah, that would be killing herself. It'd probably just be a McDonald's sign or something.
    No, the truck swerves because the driver thinks it's Hellraiser.
    </cover-up> *sweat*

    What I want to know is who'd want animals that were near jacko?
    Do you think the buyers would then sell the animals again for a profit, since they were once owned by Jacko?
    Actually, they might get "reduced to clear" at the Arizona Zoo. :/

    'course that was his origional penis, from back when he was a black male.
    ...What do you think his penis looks like?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe° View Post
    No, the truck swerves because the driver thinks it's Hellraiser.
    </cover-up> *sweat*

    Do you think the buyers would then sell the animals again for a profit, since they were once owned by Jacko?
    Actually, they might get "reduced to clear" at the Arizona Zoo. :/
    Pinhead. He think's it's pinhead. Seriously, go see a hellraiser film. Otherwise I'll rape your soul.

    Not really, it's MJ. He's just a joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe
    ...What do you think his penis looks like?
    I don't know, but i guess it would be something like his face/nose.

    There were pictures taken of it, but judging from the fact that they haven't surface on the net (or at least I don't think they have, and I honestly don't care to find out) I guess it's hideously deformed and in no way hot.

    And keep in mind the internet is home to beastiality, pedophilia, scat porn, and all male gangbangs.

    It's not exactly shy about containing sick shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Pinhead.
    That's it.
    Pretty imaginative name, huh?


    I think Jacko's ringer looks a bit like a baby elephant's trunk - greyish and pink. I think it could be pale. And also have green stuff dripping from it.
    Because I've seen his fingers.


    ...Ray, why are we talking about MJ's dick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe° View Post
    That's it.
    Pretty imaginative name, huh?
    Not really. He has pins in his head. So he's called pinhead. Bravo writers, bravo.

    What's next, axe hands? Scissor legs? Giant axe McWielder?


    I think Jacko's ringer looks a bit like a baby elephant's trunk - greyish and pink. I think it could be pale. And also have green stuff dripping from it.
    Because I've seen his fingers.

    ...Ray, why are we talking about MJ's dick?
    I think the real question is circumcised or uncircumsized?

    You brought it up. Well maybe, are you 13? He likes that you know.

    That's just the way I am, I turn everyone I go near into sick perverts and/or freaks.

    It's like the midas touch, only instead of gold I get perversion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe° View Post
    I'm really more concerned with people online using what little info I give to track me.

    Not that I'm hiding or anything.

    I can foresee the day when DCK shows up at my front door.

    Or Strongbad shows up at the backdoor. Because he's gay.

    Or Brightside tackles me at work and then we do it on my desk. All day long.

    Or Roux shows up at school and I end up having a threesome with her and one of my female instructors/classmates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I'm really more concerned with people online using what little info I give to track me.

    Not that I'm hiding or anything.

    I can foresee the day when DCK shows up at my front door.

    Or Strongbad shows up at the backdoor. Because he's gay.

    Or Brightside tackles me at work and then we do it on my desk. All day long.

    Or Roux shows up at school and I end up having a threesome with her and one of my female instructors/classmates.
    like i would ever do such a thing..... to you...


    Roux at work.... yes!!! and at home, and on the bus, beach, supermarket, front lawn, roux with Saril in bed, damn

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    < Ray Dogg on his mission patrolling the school gates.

    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Not really. He has pins in his head. So he's called pinhead. Bravo writers, bravo.

    What's next, axe hands? Scissor legs? Giant axe McWielder?




    You brought it up.
    Are you calling me gay?


    >__>__>__>

    It's like the midas touch, only instead of gold I get perversion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydia View Post
    like i would ever do such a thing..... to you...

    Roux at work.... yes!!! and at home, and on the bus, beach, supermarket, front lawn, roux with Saril in bed, damn
    You know you want to. I can do things to you that aren't completely legal, but will cause you to explode with pleasure.

    You read my mind.

    Stop it, get out of my head Rydia.

    NOOOOOOO!!

    Hmm, I'd like to film that threeway. It'd be awesome. Hell I'll even join in. There's enough cock to go around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydia View Post
    Roux at work.... yes!!! and at home, and on the bus, beach, supermarket, front lawn, roux with Saril in bed, damn
    Heh-heh, sounds nice.
    Oh, and "in chains". Can't forget that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethe° View Post
    < Ray Dogg on his mission patrolling the school gates.
    The schools around here don't have gates. True story. It's one reason why Canada is a pedophile's dream.

    Are you calling me gay?
    No, I'm saying Jacko think's your hot. You brought up the gay part. Interesting, almost like you're hiding something. Or someone else is hiding something in you.

    Possibly the mouth or anus.

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    Good to see Ray has mastered the alphabet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I'm really more concerned with people online using what little info I give to track me.

    Not that I'm hiding or anything.

    I can foresee the day when DCK shows up at my front door.

    Or Strongbad shows up at the backdoor. Because he's gay.

    Or Brightside tackles me at work and then we do it on my desk. All day long.

    Or Roux shows up at school and I end up having a threesome with her and one of my female instructors/classmates.
    lolololol
    dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    lolololol
    dreams.
    All I know is that I always wake up stuck to the mattress.

    And feeling dirty.

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    It seems like there's always someone viewing porn on the computer next to me.
    Right now, someone is viewing a piece with a woman gobbing a man's cock. Her tits are out. The cock is in full view.

    Does that make him gay?

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