The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Curses]

[Raype]

It would be convenient while getting a blowjob, though.

Yeah. Also there'd be fewer hair care products taking over the bathroom. Seriously, what's with all these instruments and creams? I feel like I'm stepping into the OR. "Give me 200 CC's of gel, stat!". I just run my hand (or occasionally a brush/comb) through it and I'm good to go.

Hey, he's very responsible for baby Blanket. He'll never let that child see no evil. That's why he called the baby 'Blanket' - becase he put blanket over the motherf***er's face!

Let's just all be thankful he didn't call the baby "pillow". Otherwise there'd be some serious murder going on there. Hmm, this gives me a conspiracy theory. Ever wonder why jackson hides his kid's faces? It's because they're all dead. He hid the corpses at neverland, claiming they were dead monkeys. After they rot, who can tell? The blankets are just there to make sure nobody can tell. The kids are played by orphans. Why would jackson kill his kids? They were going to expose his pedophilia, or perhaps he was simply neglectful "ok baby, swim in hot butter"? He has money, he can make shit like that happen.

Yeah, she should've married black trash. He would have showed her how to hustle, instead of getting up the duff for extra income.

Yeah, just what the world needs, another white chick sprouting black gang slang.

"I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass n*****". Just doesn't sound right when it comes from a 16 year old girl who weighs less than my backpack. Or an old lady, but that's another story.

But you never. :O

Not true, I fucked a couple lesbos. And a few bis. Fun was had by all.

She would try to stab herself with the handle.

Or pooly tie the not, causing her to fall from the noose.

Or try to OD on prozak, about halfway through the bottle realizing that life isn't so bad.

Or jump off a building. A one story building.

Or this:

[Curses]

[Raype]

"Hey people, I just banged a famous bald pop singer."

Yeah, it's not someting people do everyday.

No.

I bang popstars everyday, but not bald ones.

Usually blondes.

[Fer!]

I had sex with Sinead O'Conner, close enough.


Time for me to go to my comunications class. Not sure whats going on because I haven't been there for a week, but I may get to blow their minds with my amazing illusion demonstration. I am no Gob Bluth, but I do my best.

I readed that a few pages back, why don't you just rip your heart out like David Blaine?

Good luck man.

[Raype]

I readed that a few pages back, why don't you just rip your heart out like David Blaine?

Good luck man.

I'm guessing it'll be something like:

"For my next trick, I'll make myself disappear.

HOLY FUCK WHAT'S THAT!? *points left*

*runs right, through a door*"

*audience claps*

[Curses]

Yeah, just what the world needs, another white chick sprouting black gang slang.

Truthfully, I really hate that.

who weighs less than my backpack.

Not true, I fucked a couple lesbos. And a few bis. Fun was had by all.

Ooh, homosexual sex?!
Details, details! *orders capuccino coffee*

She'll think she's seen the heavenly lights, when really, it's an oncoming truck.


But talking of Never[go to]Neverland, who'd have thought that eventually you would have to pawn a giraffe and a few orangutans?

[Tassadar]

I played a wii for the first time in my life today, on my first try of multiplayer red steel I got 10 kills to 2.

[Curses]

[Raype]

Truthfully, I really hate that.

Everyone does. It just makes me want to bitch slap the lot of them. Either that or simply state "You're white, and the nearest ghetto is 400 miles away. Don't act like a moron". Which usually results in "But I'm ghetto bitches, all my peeps and hoes agree".

And then I slap them with my dick.

Ooh, homosexual sex?!
Details, details! *orders capuccino coffee*

Sorry, what happens in the MUN dorms, stays in the MUN dorms.

And my bedroom.

And an office at work.

Anyway, point is in my pants.

She'll think she's seen the heavenly lights, when really, it's an oncoming truck.

Nah, that would be killing herself. It'd probably just be a McDonald's sign or something.

But talking of Never[go to]Neverland, who'd have thought that eventually you would have to pawn a giraffe and a few orangutans?

What I want to know is who'd want animals that were near jacko?

I know I wouldn't touch anything his penis potentially touched.

Which is why I don't go near polo's mom.

'course that was his origional penis, from back when he was a black male.

[Raype]

I played a wii for the first time in my life today, on my first try of multiplayer red steel I got 10 kills to 2.

Really? I heard you played with wii all the time.

In your bed.

At school.

At gay bars.

In the navy.

At summer camp.

and on film, as "monty python". Real origiional name there

[Curses]

[Banned]

I'd still hit it.

Same here.

[Curses]

Look at this

[Banned]

Look at this

lol, them children's tv ads is funneh