The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Curses]

Major delayed adolesence...You talking about MJ Chamone, Mutherf***er?
OW!

Hmm...I think things were a little different in his case.

[Strongbad]

No.

Not even I'm that fucked up.

Not that I wouldn't do a bald chick, but she's just fugly.

You pussy. Just throw a few back, fuck her, marry her, and take her money.

[Mikey_]

Major delayed adolesence...You talking about MJ Chamone, Mutherf***er?
OW!

Hmm...I think things were a little different in his case.

A bit, well, majorly. But yeah. She probably won't go out of her way to molest young boys.

[Fer!]

Hangover?

Feels like it, thing is, I didn't got drunk last night. Or else I wouldn't complain about it.

I have sore throat (OMG, I'll regret those words...) and my nose is dry like a desert, not cool.

You all are noobs, didn't you know that Britney is auditioning for the role in the new Hellraiser movie?

[Mikey_]

You pussy. Just become Kevin Federline.

Fixed.

[Raype]

Major delayed adolesence...You talking about MJ Chamone, Mutherf***er?
OW!

Hmm...I think things were a little different in his case.

Yeah.

Also, this "delayed adolescence" is probably just hollywood's latest code word for "mental breakdown" or "drug addiction". This way people feel sorry for her, instead of laughing at her for having problems dispite the fact that she doesn't do much of anything from what I can tell.

I mean, when was the last time she toured/had an album/hosted a show/something?

Couple years I think, not that I follow her or anything. I'm just stalking her so I can kill that bastard kevin.

He owes me five bucks.

[Strongbad]

Fixed.

No doubt, Kevin Federline already won life.

[Mikey_]

No doubt, Kevin Federline already won life.

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[Raype]

You pussy. Just throw a few back, fuck her, marry her, and take her money.

Oh, I'd do her for the money, because I'm a whore.

But I wouldn't do her just for the sake of fucking her.

Well maybe not, some people still think she's hot, so it'll give me something to brag about.

I have sore throat (OMG, I'll regret those words...) and my nose is dry like a desert, not cool.

You all are noobs, didn't you know that Britney is auditioning for the role in the new Hellraiser movie?

I'll take it easy next time. And make sure to splooge on your nose.

Really? I thought she was hoping for a part in "V for Vendetta 2: President's Day".

A dude dressed as Nixon tries to blow up watergate.

[Curses]

No.

Not even I'm that fucked up.

Not that I wouldn't do a bald chick, but she's just fugly.

It would be convenient while getting a blowjob, though.

Delayed adolescense? Well at least she's not taking forever, like a certain jackson.

Hey, he's very responsible for baby Blanket. He'll never let that child see no evil. That's why he called the baby 'Blanket' - becase he put blanket over the motherf***er's face!

Well she already married white trash and got pregnant, she can't do much more to piss of her mom.

Yeah, she should've married black trash. He would have showed her how to hustle, instead of getting up the duff for extra income.

Unless she goes lesbo.

Wait, did that.

But you never. :O

Uh, attempts suicide? Yeah, let's hope she sucks at trying to kill herself as much as she sucks at singing. It'd be lol worthy.

She would try to stab herself with the handle.

[Strongbad]

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Seriously he did. What does he do now? Nothing. How much money does he have? A lot.

[Fer!]

Oh, I'd do her for the money, because I'm a whore.

But I wouldn't do her just for the sake of fucking her.

Well maybe not, some people still think she's hot, so it'll give me something to brag about.

"Hey people, I just banged a famous bald pop singer."

Yeah, it's not someting people do everyday.

[Curses]

lol. There's a song by The Game called 360 Bars, and I think Fed-Ex really guests in that song, where he says: "Fuck it, I'm rich. For nuthin'. Tell the media, get offa my dick!".

I laughed when I heard that and I still continue to smile.

[Strongbad]

"Hey people, I just banged a famous bald pop singer."

Yeah, it's not someting people do everyday.

I had sex with Sinead O'Conner, close enough.


Time for me to go to my comunications class. Not sure whats going on because I haven't been there for a week, but I may get to blow their minds with my amazing illusion demonstration. I am no Gob Bluth, but I do my best.

[Curses]

Can you American gangstaz tell homie Sprung to code in a few smilies...

I have some.