The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Kazuya Mishima]

moooohahahaha.

[Cookie Monster]

If an Admin sees this, please change my name back to Seraphis Cain. Thanks.

Damn my stupid momentary obsessions resulting in ill-advised name changes.

Done

[brit]

God damn I fucking sexy. Like seriously, this is not just me talking about me. I am fucking HOT. Yesterday me and Lydia went to the mall and I was getting all kinds of attention from mingers and fit birds alike. It was great. I actually have to go to the mall to get my dress pants and blazer later. I look damned good in a blazer.

[Cookie Monster]

We know you are hot, very, but you still need the cowboy hat. Please, re-consider it.

[Matias]

A cowboy hat would never look good on me.

[Raype]

A cowboy hat would never look good on me.

But would a cowboy?

God damn I fucking sexy. Like seriously, this is not just me talking about me. I am fucking HOT. Yesterday me and Lydia went to the mall and I was getting all kinds of attention from mingers and fit birds alike. It was great. I actually have to go to the mall to get my dress pants and blazer later. I look damned good in a blazer.

Being hot is awesome.

[polokitty]

God damn I fucking sexy. Like seriously, this is not just me talking about me. I am fucking HOT. Yesterday me and Lydia went to the mall and I was getting all kinds of attention from mingers and fit birds alike. It was great. I actually have to go to the mall to get my dress pants and blazer later. I look damned good in a blazer.

watch the English terminology banned might get confused

[Raype]

watch the English terminology banned might get confused

Banned's been confused ever since I started posting here.

I confuse everyone.

[Matias]

But would a cowboy?

Hell no, maybe a cowgirl not a cowboy.

[polobunny]

Divineo Customer Support
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12:38 pm (52 minutes ago)
Dear Customer,

We are sorry the product is presently not in stock.
Your order will be process as soon as we get them back in stock
Because of Customs and Shipping Delay please expect about 2 weeks before we get more.
Thank you for choosing Divineo.
Regards,

Assistant Manager



Remember me not to order anymore from Divineo. This is ridiculous, I will have waited for a full month but paid for Xpress COD shipping and whatnot.
Wow. Not their fault if CanadaPost fucked up the package but still.

[Raype]

Hell no, maybe a cowgirl not a cowboy.

Hmm, so we know you're a male or a lesbian.

That narrows it down. Considerably. The place is swarming with buttpluggers.

[Matias]

Hmm, so we know you're a male or a lesbian.

That narrows it down. Considerably. The place is swarming with buttpluggers.

Geez you remind me of a dog that has sniff everyones ass just to see what they are. Im not a girl.

[Raype]

Geez you remind me of a dog that has sniff everyones ass just to see what they are. Im not a girl.

Well I have been known to do that. And tend to go doggy style on occasion.

Excellent. Now I know what gender to refer to when I try to lure you into my "den of desire".

Yeah, I'll have sex with anyone/thing

[Jackhammer]

Geez you remind me of a dog that has sniff everyones ass just to see what they are. Im not a girl.

LMAO Rep

[Matias]

Well I have been known to do that. And tend to go doggy style on occasion.

Excellent. Now I know what gender to refer to when I try to lure you into my "den of desire".

Yeah, I'll have sex with anyone/thing

Thats fine but im not easily tempted. I am special and strong willed. Mind over matter.