Still at work/
Crash and burn.
I think I have a headache.
What are you talking about? If I think at all it's an accomplishment.
Gere and I pretty much failed at blowing up a mailbox on Friday night.
We had a Salute and a 100 shot saturn, I shoved the salute in the mail box, while Gere was on the road unwrapping the Saturn. We were about to light em, then as soon as I sparked, we heard this 'oi!' So we sat still for a moment, then the porch lights came on the we heard the door open. We piss bolted down the road, then down another road, and into some bushes. We kicked all the lights out on the way, so we couldn't be seen. I had a KFC bucket on my head and a yellow dress-jacket on. Then we went back to collect the salute, and just as we were about to check the mailbox, my mate, who was in some park with another mate who was trippin balls rang me, so we busted the mailbox, but the salute wasn't in there and we just piss bolted back to the park.