The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Strongbad]

No, put your hands together like you're holding a staff. Now, that's my shaft, loosen your hands until your thumbnail barely touches your pointer finger's nail, thats my girth, also the head sticks out a bit from where your hands are.

You penis is that big and that is all you can get? :X

[The Joker]

You penis is that big and that is all you can get? :X

Eh? I don't quite follow...

[Strongbad]

Eh? I don't quite follow...

Your girlfriend is a cow, or a whale as Jase would say. Become a porn star and score some serious pussy.

[The Joker]

All I can get? You mean what Jase calls whales? Is that all I can get?

[The Joker]

Your girlfriend is a cow, or a whale as Jase would say. Become a porn star and score some serious pussy.

I know, I can actually go for an interview, but ehh, there's this whole thing called a real job and STDs.

[polobunny]

I know, I can actually go for an interview, but ehh, there's this whole thing called a real job and STDs.

Do you honestly think pornstars would be allowed to have STD's? Caught with one, you're out.

[Strongbad]

I know, I can actually go for an interview, but ehh, there's this whole thing called a real job and STDs.

STD's generally aren't that much of a problem in the industry.

[Strongbad]

Do you honestly think pornstars would be allowed to have STD's? Caught with one, you're out.

Yeah, and they test a lot. Not to mention said tests are getting much better at picking detecting STD's. I watched a documentary on showtime, I am a certified expert now.

[Ton]

Do you honestly think pornstars would be allowed to have STD's? Caught with one, you're out.

What about STD fetish porn?

[The Joker]

Do you honestly think pornstars would be allowed to have STD's? Caught with one, you're out.

Yeah, what if I fuck the wrong slut or if some unexpected shit happens? Also, what if the guy that just got caught had just done done doing a chick I'm due to fuck?

[Strongbad]

Yeah, what if I fuck the wrong slut or if some unexpected shit happens? Also, what if the guy that just got caught had just done done doing a chick I'm due to fuck?

When an STD is found in one porn star, they whole industy practically shuts down until everything is sorted out. I would rather take my chances with a porn star than with a regular woman.

[Strongbad]

I really need an mp3 player, I am starting to get a headache from this sharpe maker and the freshly burned cd's.

[The Joker]

what are the chances of getting an std from banging 2 girls who have in total banged 8 guys?

[The Joker]

i counted dick sucking and quickies as banging.

[Strongbad]

what are the chances of getting an std from banging 2 girls who have in total banged 8 guys?

Ok, what about the girls those guys have banged and so on and so forth. The porn industry is relatively clean and safe, unlike the real world.