The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Banned]

making fun of your daugher again?

[Fer!]

Anna Nicole Smith, age 5.

[Sprung]

making fun of your daugher again?

No, just going through your mom's baby pictures.

[Sprung]

Anna Nicole Smith, age 5.

WIN!

[Banned]

No, just going through your mom's baby pictures.

HEY!, that wuz, ah, uh, gee, ah fuck it, I'll go get a stripper.

[Fer!]

HEY!, that wuz, ah, uh, gee, ah fuck it, I'll go get a stripper.

Tell them Ray sent you, you'll get a discount.

[Banned]

http://www.alluc.org/alluc/ -awesome site, great collection of youtube vids

[Banned]

Tell them Ray sent you, you'll get a discount.

I pull a reversal on the strippers, I tell them I have cancer and can't afford the chemo, they end up giving me a bunch of 1's.

[Sprung]

[The Joker]

I feel bad for the seat she sits on.
I feel bad for her ankles.
I feel bad for the people behind her in the "All you can eat" line.
I feel bad for the bed she sleeps on.
I feel bad for the candy vending machines she walks past.
I feel bad for santa when she sits on his lap.
I feel bad for the suspension of the car shes in.
I feel bad for her 2nd chin.

she dumped me.

[Sprung]

HEY!, that wuz, ah, uh, gee, ah fuck it, I'll go get a stripper.

I found one of you too.

[Sprung]

[Banned]

I found one of you too.

[Sprung]

At least I know how to dress.

[Sprung]

I'm off to bed