The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Inferno.]

well laters all
I justlistened to all of Atreyu's CDs in one go, now I'm going to bed to reflect on how 1337 I am.

[Raype]

Gotta get ready for tonight.

/gone

Yeah, masturbation requires a lot of preparation.

H.

If you have 'roids.

[Strongbad]

Don't do it!

I saw a movie about this once.

They just want your bank account info. Then they'll try to kill you through a series of bizarre puzzles that they will (for some bizarre reason) leave the solutions to lying around. Then you'll fall off a building only to find your friends were setting you up. Also, now your mom knows you feel guilty when you masturbate.

And it sucked!

Michael Douglas?

[Raype]

Michael Douglas?

Some old fart.

(yes)

[Strongbad]

well laters all
I justlistened to all of Atreyu's CDs in one go, now I'm going to bed to reflect on how 1337 I am.

I guess I will go to your bed before x-heads then. I am NOT using and lube or protection though.

[Strongbad]

Some old fart.

(yes)

It seemed like you were talking about The Game.

[Raype]

I guess I will go to your bed before x-heads then. I am NOT using and lube or protection though.

You do know that guys can't get pregnant, right?

About the only thing you're doing by wearing a condom is preventing an awkward situation when he leaks semen out of his ass.

"Johnson, is your ass leaking?"

And that's why you shouldn't have sex at the office.

[Raype]

It seemed like you were talking about The Game.

I was.

I think.

No I don't believe I mentioned "rap music".

Or "THE game", Tetris.

[Strongbad]

You do know that guys can't get pregnant, right?

About the only thing you're doing by wearing a condom is preventing an awkward situation when he leaks semen out of his ass.

"Johnson, is your ass leaking?"

And that's why you shouldn't have sex at the office.

AIDS.

[Raype]

AIDS.

Ass Injected Death Sentence?

Yeah, I got that in prison.

I shat it out though.

All over this mexican dude.

And thus the "dirty sanchez" was born.

[Strongbad]

Ass Injected Death Sentence?

Yeah, I got that in prison.

I shat it out though.

All over this mexican dude.

And thus the "dirty sanchez" was born.

Liar, next you are going to tell me that you invented the ever so fun "Icy Mike".


I'm done, to tired to stay awake any longer.

[Raype]

Liar, next you are going to tell me that you invented the ever so fun "Icy Mike".


I'm done, to tired to stay awake any longer.

No, but I did invent teabagging.

I used it to suffocate a rival soldier during the rarely mentioned Canadian/soviet war.

Since she was a chick, an uninformed american filmed the whole thing thinking we were just getting kinky. Being a canadian soldier I was not equipped with a gun or a proper uniform. Being a soviet she was expected to be wearing a uniform and carrying a gun.

The rest is history.

A summary is also on sale at your local porn dealer, titled "Gag on my balls, The Ray *last name here* story"

[Raype]

and I probably should log out too.

I hear there's porn on the internets now.

I must research this matter further.

[Banned]

well laters all
I justlistened to all of Atreyu's CDs in one go, now I'm going to bed to reflect on how 1337 I am.

1337, lol, that word is SO 2004

[Banned]

and I probably should log out too.

I hear there's porn on the internets now.

I must research this matter further.

Go to your local public library and open up like 50 porn sites, then leave without logging out.