The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Raype]

Seems like you want me to find you. It's more of a, I have no fucking money to go to Canada thing than it is anything else. Don't worry it's coming.

Oh shit, I was kidding.

If you show up at my front door, I swear I'll shoot to kill.

Remember, I'm a redneck. I've got guns. Big ones.

[X-Head]

Oh shit, I was kidding.

If you show up at my front door, I swear I'll shoot to kill.

Remember, I'm a redneck. I've got guns. Big ones.

Prove you're a redneck

[Raype]

No, I have nearly spoken with his wife.

That was sprung in drag.

Notice the facial hair.

And the fact that she only likes anal sex. And she only bangs in complete darkness.

[Strongbad]

Oh shit, I was kidding.

If you show up at my front door, I swear I'll shoot to kill.

Remember, I'm a redneck. I've got guns. Big ones.

Yeah ok, Indiana redneck vs. Canadian redneck. I think I will take my chances.

[Raype]

Prove you're a redneck

If I had a camera, I'd show you my toothless smile and my nascar tattoo.

But I don't.

[Strongbad]

That was sprung in drag.

Notice the facial hair.

And the fact that she only likes anal sex. And she only bangs in complete darkness.

[X-Head]

Yeah ok, Indiana redneck vs. Canadian redneck. I think I will take my chances.

Can I come...

[Strongbad]

Can I come...

I don't feel like a redneck as much since I bought a car

At least put some rebel flags on it! You can only come if you do that.

[X-Head]

At least put some rebel flags on it! You can only come if you do that.

Fucker..

I do have some around here somewhere.....

[Raype]

Can I come...

Probably not.

You have no balls.

No balls means no cum.

[Banned]

Mikey,

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[X-Head]

Probably not.

You have no balls.

No balls means no cum.

are you....... watching me?

[X-Head]

Gotta get ready for tonight.

/gone

[Raype]

Mikey,

Don't do it!

I saw a movie about this once.

They just want your bank account info. Then they'll try to kill you through a series of bizarre puzzles that they will (for some bizarre reason) leave the solutions to lying around. Then you'll fall off a building only to find your friends were setting you up. Also, now your mom knows you feel guilty when you masturbate.

And it sucked!

are you....... watching me?

Yeah.

Damn, that's one tiny dick.

And your penis isn't all that big either.

So, when did sprung come over?

[Strongbad]

Gotta get ready for tonight.

/gone

Alright, I am lubing up.