The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Curses]

I don't think that there's really an "appropriate" term for masturbation. Y'know, no matter what you call it, it all amounts to self-manipulation in the end.

Yep. Combined with focus, mental stability, inner strength, deep meditation and a picture of Torrie Wilson, will you be truly enlightened.

Must be confusing in some cases.

"Mom, johnny just cranked one out in my face"

Ah, so your name is Johnny?
Just make it easier for your brother and do it under the dining room table.

Actually, no! DON'T! Bad advice, bad advice! It's rumoured that you're untamable.