The Hangout: Where are Skinner7, 8, and 9?

[Strongbad]

*unzips pants*

You would make me feel a lot better if you put that pimply swollen rod back in you pants.

[Raype]

You would make me feel a lot better if you put that pimply swollen rod back in you pants.

Sure.

My pants are right next to you.

Bend down and pick them up.

[Ahkei]

What the fucking hell is going on. I don't no if I should bust out laughing or puke.

Man, has nobody watched the comedy genius that is The Mighty Boosh?!

[Strongbad]

Man, has nobody watched the comedy genius that is The Mighty Boosh?!

Can't say that I have ever heard of it but now I really almost have to see it.

[Ahkei]

Can't say that I have ever heard of it but now I really almost have to see it.

Vince: Remember when that llama got out?
Howard: Oh yeah.
Vince: Oh, he went AWOL, he went crazy! Started hoofing the public! D'ya remember?
Howard: Mmm.
Vince: Oh, he was out there hoofing doctors, hoofing vicars, haha. He got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, and a little girl came in and went "Can I have a pencil top?" and "Hyuughh!" haha, hoofed her out the shop. Ah, no-one could get near that llama...but you, Howard. You got off with it.
Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down.

[Ahkei]

Howard: I'll put a move on you, you won't know what's happening
Vince: You haven't got any moves. I've felt your moves, how flimsy are they, they're like being carressed with a natural yogurt.
Howard: I've got new, powerful moves now thanks.
Vince: Yeah, did you send off for some new ones?
Howard: Yes I did, they arrived this morning.
Vince: First post?
Howard: First post, yeah. The post that hurts the most.
Vince: Well come on then.
Howard: Yeah, I'm gonna put a move on you.
Vince: Yeah?
Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?
Vince: Come on.
Howard: [Touches Vince's chest]
Vince: What's that? That's nothing.
Howard\: Feels like nothing, but that's the vibrating palm. You feel alright now, but two hours from now you'll go to a shop, you'll buy a hat, it won't suit you. Ow!
Vince: There's no way. Look at me. My hair's virtually a hat, all hats suit me.
Howard: You'll see.

[Ahkei]

Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo! Are you in a trance?
Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac.
Dixon Bainbridge: Ahhh, Rumours.
Naboo: Tusk.

[Ahkei]

Naboo: I think this is it, Bollo... I'm close to the end... I'm fading away...
Bollo: Maybe I will see you... *raises hands* in the next life.
Naboo: No, I'm going to heaven...
Bollo: Animals don't go to heaven?
Naboo: Well yeah, but you killed that boy.
Bollo: Oh... I forgot about that.

[Strongbad]

I am now making a promise that I will have to watch The Mighty Boosh.

[Raype]

I must go do job.

Which means get job.

From mother of you.

I go now.

[Strongbad]

I'm sorry I keep posting stuff from this website but I cannot reply to anything there. The first guy isn't a Christian and is asking for help in the Christian Answers section.

Thank you very much for all your replies, they are appreciated.

Can you see, though, why religion in general (Judaism, Christianity & Islam) may be seen as harmful to non-believers? The basic principle behind them - love, kindness, forgiveness - are all excellent, but there are aspects which confuse - and even disturb - me. I used to give counselling to a gay Christian man everyday for three years. He had had two failed suicide attempts & had been disowned by his strictly Christian family. He BEGGED me to heterosexualise him. BEGGED me. He was so confused. He wasn't promiscuous, but he was deeply in love with his gay partner. He begged me to help him let that partner go; to help him want a female partner. As an agnostic, I tried to reason with him; I needed him to ignore his religion just so he could be happy! I needed him to accept who he was. He wasn't harming anyone, he was just struggling with a feeling of LOVE towards a member of the same sex. He went to Church groups where he attempted to be heterosexualised - he wasn't.

Six months ago I discovered he had managed to kill himself. This man who did nothing wrong but love another man KILLED HIMSELF, because he could not cope with the guilt placed on him by the Bible. That is the concept I struggle with.

You have just testified, of course without realizing it, about why you cannot solve a spiritual problem through carnal means. A sinner can seek psychiatric help all day long, but that does not change the sin nature, nor does it bring about deliverance to the captive. The only deliverer is Jesus Christ. We have to come to Jesus Christ in faith and believe for our deliverance. This person could not overcome his fleshly desires because he was more in tune with that than he was the Spirit of God. This is a concept I'm sure you really don't understand since you cannot relate to what I'm talking about, but it is the truth nonetheless.

I'm sorry but that is complete bullshit.

[Raype]

I just remembered, I have the next month off.

Har har, is my face red.

heh.

Anywho...

I'm sorry I keep posting stuff from this website but I cannot reply to anything there. The first guy isn't a Christian and is asking for help in the Christian Answers section.

I'm sorry but that is complete bullshit.

Heh, yeah that is pretty nutty.

"He's gay and we can fix it if he tries. Otherwise he can go to hell. Literally."

Thankfully not all christians are that fucked up.

[Elmdor]

I am now making a promise that I will have to watch The Mighty Boosh.

[Strongbad]

Thankfully not all christians are that fucked up.

The majority seem to be. I only know one Christian that accepts homosexuals.

[Raype]

The majority seem to be. I only know one Christian that accepts homosexuals.

Nah, just the hardcores.

The softies are alright dudes.

They tend to prefer interpretation over following, so they don't immediately go by the "widely believed" biblical stuff (hating the homos as you said).

Personally almost all of the Christians I know fit into the soft category. The only hard ones are jerks who look down on everyone else.

Fortunately they are harder to come by due to the fact that I hang out with people who will likely "fry in the depths of hell for all eternity" and they fear the sin will rub off or something.