I use a Compaq :heyhey:Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
Knitter of All
I use a Compaq :heyhey:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Cookie Thief
You're a girl. Girls have no self-esteem.
Knitter of All
If I have no self-esteem, why do I think I'm a sexy motofoko?You're a girl. Girls have no self-esteem.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Cookie Thief
Because you fell down the stairs as a kid?
hi2u btw. How are ya?
Knitter of All
I fell, but on my tailbone. OUCH!Because you fell down the stairs as a kid?
hi2u btw. How are ya?
hi2u2. I'm doing FANFRIGGINTASTIC. 12 days until Brit gets here!
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Cookie Thief
Yay, let's celebrate.
Cmon everybody, let's do the lo-co-motion.
Knitter of All
Yeah!!!
I went to get a piece of the bread my mom made yesterday, my dad had wrapped it up. I saw burn pieces of hair all over it. Beard hair. From my dad's beard catching on fire last night. Can we say "Ew"? Needless to say, I didn't take that bread.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Cookie Thief
Bwaha, how the hell did that happen? XD
C is for Cookie.
RetroD00Ds of the town, your access to the Plaza has been fixed.
Change your sigs according to the new situationand give some rep to MasJ
Knitter of All
Candles lit a the table. My dad was standing, bent slightly to grab the bread to put it away, got too close to the fire. His beard erupted into flames and a good 4 inches was burned before he could put it out. His beard WAS about a foot long.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Cookie Thief
=(
Reminds me of sooner this week, when the dog almost caught on fire. I was fooling around with a lighter to burn a loose thread on my newly acquired shirt when a small drop of burning fabric fell on my dog back. I couldn't help but laugh after I put it out, he had a pout face on
Knitter of All
Pahahahaha=(
Reminds me of sooner this week, when the dog almost caught on fire. I was fooling around with a lighter to burn a loose thread on my newly acquired shirt when a small drop of burning fabric fell on my dog back. I couldn't help but laugh after I put it out, he had a pout face on
My mom wanted my dad to trim his beard anyway
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Cookie Thief
Fire gets the job done. =PPahahahaha
My mom wanted my dad to trim his beard anyway
Jackass Penguin
THE BRIT ARE COMING THE BRIT ARE COMINGI fell, but on my tailbone. OUCH!
hi2u2. I'm doing FANFRIGGINTASTIC. 12 days until Brit gets here
Why is your mouth open?
and Hi
Sugar Tits
Guys, I feel disgustingly sick.. And I was supposed to go get plastered tonight.
Fuck.
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